Update!

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Here is your Monday morning update for all news Chriza related


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    I went to visit Grammie in her new place (the adult foster home) and it is immeasurably better than her most recent residence, the physical rehab center. Supposedly one of the bitches who works there is hot but I haven't seen her yet. The only complaint she has is that the woman who works there at night is "from Africa" and is supposedly incredibly hard to understand. The scuttlebutt is that said employee may not be around much longer because of the aforementioned language barrier, which is really nothing more than an accent. So, long story short, my Grammie is about to get a woman fired for being black. :facepalm:

    On Saturday I had this

    French Onion Prime Rib Sandwich
    Charbroiled Prime Rib on grilled Parmesan sourdough with French onion mayonnaise, smothered in French onion, melted Swiss, American and Parmesan. Served with au jus.

    And yesterday I had this

    Fajita Burrito
    Fresh grilled chicken or slow-roasted carnitas, Fresh Mex® rice, beans a la charra, cheese and our famous fire‑roasted salsa stuffed into a warm flour tortilla.


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    Now tell me about your weekend and I will attempt to care
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh and Miss Chriza dyed her ends blue
     
  3. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    pic of hot bitch please
     
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  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    What a cunt.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Good reading skills
     
  6. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    That French onion prime rib sandwich sounds fucking delicious.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fuck your grammie
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yeah it was hard to eat. I should have used a knife and fork but I'm not a smart man.
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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  10. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Chiza threads are so much more interesting than shivs. Grammie sounds like my grandfather :jj:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    French onion mayonnaise, my Nigerian
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I have never heard of an adult foster home. I assume it is what I know of as assisted living as opposed to a nursing home.

    Does she have a regular bed or a hospital bed?
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Kind of something in between
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Do the nurses come in and give her medication and take vital signs, or do they just have folks to check on her?
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :umm:

    Yes
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Glad to see you care so much about Grammie!
     
  17. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I blew out my "O" ring Friday night into Saturday morning I squirted liquid vile Caca 9 times all because I od'd on milk of magnesia.

    I made a thread about it.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What am I her fucking biographer

    My Mom got her started on this audiobook she's listening to about Rita Hayworth and OMFG

    Talk about some boring shit
     
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    Rita Hayworth was hot as fuck.

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  20. Sea Slob

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    Grammie gonna leave you any coin, chriza?
     
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