UPDATED: ButtHole Tattoo Girl, Maria, Speaks: "Now My Ass Is Famous Overnight"

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  1. koclem

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    http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/countygrind/2012/08/butt_hole_tattoo_girl_interview_ass.php

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    New Times: That's the story. They all wanna know, how did this start?

    Maria Louise Del Rosario: My dad was born on June 12, at 6:12. If you divide it by two, that's 666. I believe I was born from Satan's spawn. He ended up abusing me when I was three months old to the point where I should have been dead. And so the man upstairs has given me a sort of a free pass to do whatever I want, since I had to suffer so much so early. I paid my debts by suffering when I couldn't even walk or talk. He gave me a free pass to live however I want and have fun.

    My dad had a drug problem and I was left alone with him. Something happened that nobody has ever told me, but my hip was dislocated, my skull was fractured. How do you do something like that to an infant?

    He went away for 7 years for that. And seven is my lucky number, for what he did to me. There's a reason I was hurt, a reason I survived, and all it did was make me stronger.

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    Oh shit, then what?
    When I was 19, I was dating a pill-head. He couldn't keep his dick up so I started watching porn, and the only thing that entertained me was butt sex. So, I bought a toy and started playing with myself.

    When I broke up with the pill-head I asked my neighbor Vince to help me with moving his stuff out. We were real comfortable together and I told him I was curious about my little butt so he got me into it and stuff, and I was like y'know, let's brand it, but I want it in your handwriting. So he got a black marker, and signed my ass in big bold letters and then put 999, so when you flip me over it says 666.

    When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn't see us getting married or starting a family.

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    As for your new found fame?

    I love it. I'm famous overnight. And I'm already all healed up and ready to go. It heals fast because the cheeks are squeezed together. No oxygen gets through. I had ten shots of Jager in me, and they're calling me a crackhead, or a meth-head. I took a drug test that morning for probation. I'm totally against man-made drugs.

    I was laughing and having fun. I wish we got a dollar for every hit we got. All the video commenters, the first night I cried myself to sleep, but when I woke up in the morning and it had half a million hits, I smiled. I ain't gonna stop till I reach the top. What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling shit. I wanna show off my ink, butt naked, not clothes and crap like that. When you show off your body, it's what God blessed you with.

    Have you ever been arrested?

    The guy who had me put in jail was named Rockwood. He hated seeing Vince there when we had sex, so for his birthday I covered it up with "Rockwood" because anyway if we broke up then "I rock wood in my ass."

    So we broke up and his mom put me in jail. She thinks I'm a whore from the streets. Her son used to steal all her jewelry and pawn it for drugs, so she manipulated the detectives into believing it was me.

    I was 21, I turned 22 in jail. The day I got out, her father passed away. I said, "You fucked me over, and you lost your father the day I got my freedom back, he dies, that's karma." I went to court over and over, and I finally got probation for 18 months to three years, but I'm not behind bars, I'm not a felon. If anything, it made me stronger.

    Jail woke me up though. We were all in one big room, full of bad bitches. I was showing them all my butt hole tattoo. One girl nicknamed me "dick shit." I still don't know what it means. On my birthday they even made me a card that said "Fuck Hallmark, this is jailmark."

    I told them, I'm really not that sad. I got to spend it with you guys instead of Rockwood. They even hustled to make me a birthday cake. We all saved our cookies from lunch and dinner, crushed them, put them in a cup, mixed in water, put it in the microwave, and in just a few seconds it makes this cake like material. It was awesome.

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    How do you make money?
    I work at a mechanic shop part-time learning how to fix cars, picking up parts, answering the phone. They know. They know everything about me. What's awesome is we're open and honest about shit. I live right across the street and there's more than one shop so all the mechanic boys love me.

    I have talents. I wanna write a book. I've been through hell and back, and my story is gonna blow the whole world away. Now, I just wait till the money starts piling up and I can just pull it out of my ass.

    I'm real, that's all it is. I went out into the world at 15. I worked for a music business guy when I was 17, and made $1,000 a week babysitting his kids.

    I worked my ass off with honest jobs and I did the right thing, and now my ass is famous overnight. I can be happy by myself with nothing. I don't need love or hate. Those are two evil things. Love can hurt you, and hate can hurt you. I'm just a beautiful disaster.

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  2. chuk

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    Wonder if she'll like the Hamptons...
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    What a classy broad. :coffee:
     
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    not sure, but i think she's into anal.
     
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    is her whole tattoo hanging out?
     
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    it feels so fucking good.


    when will howard ask her about his needle dick?
     
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    she is marriage material......

    the keeper of all keepers.....
     
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    What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling shit.

    She wants to model her shit? That must be some amazing looking shit. Maybe it can do catalog's like Beth did!!
     
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    Deuce deuces!:derp:
     
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    [video=youtube;q7YmqBaH2jk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7YmqBaH2jk[/video]
     
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    i bet bubba has here in the studio as the new whore in 2 days now that the story has legs

    also

    i cant wait til her gape video comes out....we need beam
     
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    Now this one I could see on the show. Classic get for gary.

    and of course...florida
     
  13. Jim Lahey

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    Baby makes her bluejeans talk
     
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    Sounds like a new Van Halen song.

    "I got Vince on my asshole...."
     
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    Weren't the sixties great for the USA?
     
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    I would totally fuck this chick.
     
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    A couple of more assholes that got tattoos.
     
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    She's not that bad looking. In fact, I'd say she's even sexy.