Politics Updated Fairytales: The Three Little Pigs Were Packing

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  1. YinzerMasshole

    YinzerMasshole Thread Vandal Gold

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    Because what's the point of telling your children ghastly old-school bedtime stories if they don't completely align to your special snowflake political beliefs?

    I can't wait to see what happens in the remake of Goldilocks and The Open-Carry Bears.

    NRA Family, the National Rifle Association’s blog for families, recently began publishing a series of classic fairy tales, reimagined to include guns: “Red felt the reassuring weight of the rifle on her shoulder and continued down the path, scanning the trees, knowing that their shadows could provide a hiding place.”

    The series is authored by conservative blogger Amelia Hamilton. “Most of us probably grew up having fairy tales read to us as we drifted off to sleep,” an editor’s note reads. “But how many times have you thought back and realized just how, well, grim some of them are?” (Haha.) “Have you ever wondered what those same fairy tales might sound like if the hapless Red Riding Hoods, Hansels and Gretels had been taught about gun safety and how to use firearms?”

    http://gawker.com/what-if-little-red-riding-hood-had-a-gun-story-time-wi-1767247873
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Holy God that is the gayest thing I've ever seen and I once saw a guy suck a cock
     
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    Oh. I suppose "The Three Little Pigs Were Packing" could totally mean something else. My bad.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No, I mean the actual article :jj:
     
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    Either way, it's got the gay.
     
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    Somebody has too much time on their hands.
     
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    I thought I was a staunch supporter of the 2nd Amendment, but since I have never actually pondered this question, I realize now that I am just a poser.
     
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    Was he able to bring you to completion? ;)
     
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    Once?


    :backlol2:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Did you suck him dry until blood came out?
     
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    Originally, the story of Goldilocks involved an ugly old woman and three bachelor bears. True story.
     
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    I myself am packing an 8 incher.:D