Stern Show **Updated**Howard's Latest Beth Photoshop Disaster

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  1. eliasbboy

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    CpqA8jqXgAApNee.jpg large.jpg He's at it again. :jj:

    Here's a new cover photo for Beth.




    Ho. Lee. Shit.

    Look at the background of the photo. It's all smeared with the photoshop blur tool. :jj:

    Howard still hasn't figured out his camera lens and how to keep his subject in focus and not the background.

    He needs to smudge around her with photoshop in order to produce the effect any $20 disposable camera can do.

    :facepalm:
     
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    All of the bushes and plants are warped and bent from his spastic photoshopping. :rofl:

    Notice how they're more in focus directly next to her than they are away from her. He's scared to get too close with the blur tool and smudge her, so he stays half an inch or so away.
     
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    Ironically she never goes anywhere. Thats some social life
     
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    Just show you know, this is what Howard wants to accomplish. Crisp, clear, main subject in focus, and blurry, out of focus background.

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    He doesn't know how to do it, so when he takes the photograph everything is in focus.

    He then paints over everything not Beth in photoshop using a brush that smears and blurs the pixels.

    Even smartphones have a simple button to create the effect. It's usually aperture mode, or even Bokeh sometimes.
     
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    The entire top of the photo is created in photoshop. :rofl:

    He took a tiny strip of photo and stamped in over and over on top of itself to make it. That's why the plants look so fucked up. :jj:

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    Okay. I'm officially surprised.

    The ENTIRE dark green foliage, at least to her left, is photoshopped.

    Howard has NEVER been able to get right up next to Beth when he photoshops stuff. There is always a little line around here that reveals what's really there.

    Next to her arm you can see the background was light green, like the grass. Howard has copied and pasted bushes next to her like an idiot. :rofl:

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    ...nice cuts on her right wrist. im no expert at this in fact im really bad at it and even i can see the photoshopping in her thigh, her pussy, and he smeared that smile into a cartoon grin. theyre both fucking desperate.

    @monsoon
     
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    SHOWOFF WIFE
     
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    The background was blurry, I think he is hiding someone's house of some shit.
     
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    Here you can see what he has been doing a little better.

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    Dark shadow added between her shitty tits
     
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    It's a complete fucking mess. :facepalm:

    He should be ashamed of himself. The ENTIRE PHOTO around Beth has been butchered. NONE of it is real. The grass around her, the bushes behind here, it's all photoshopped to shit.

    I made this video THREE YEARS ago to explain what he does, and Howard is still doing it all wrong. :jj:

     
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    Anyway you can photoshop a horsefly going in one ear and out the other?
     
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    Howard thinks like a typical hack.
    You don't "make" photos on photoshop...you make them in camera and tweak them in ps.
    Is cloneing technique is hilarious. He's so impatient… Reduce the brush size dork !
     
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    ...the whole thing looks like a cut out photo of beth copied in front of an awful background.
     
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    And yet he didn't 'shop out the cutting scars on Barf's right wrist?!!!

    :facepalm:
     
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    God, I hope Beff is getting some dick from somewhere. What a waste.
     
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    I learned how isolate my subjects by watching a few Youtube videos and learning how/why the aperture works. I can get buttery smooth bokeh and a sharp subject using my $300 camera and a $50 lens. Why can't he do it with probably 10's of thousands of dollars in gear?
     
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    You guys probably remember and maybe even have the photo of her on the beach with Bianca? He did something to Bianca's toes in the sand and half of them were warped or missing, I think :jj:
     
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    Shitty tits. Love it.
     
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