WTF Updated pic! I think I broke my hand, shed Doctors advice please

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    i fell on my hand in some frost taking this stupid picture this morning...
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    And now it looks like this
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    It really Hurts and is super swollen
    What if anything can I do!!???
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I read palms...you will only have one marriage and will live to 85. :bounce:
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    is that a reindeer pillow?
     
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    Not a Dr, but I'd get it looked at in case there's damage to tendons or some other tissue.
     
  5. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern VANILLA MIDGET

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    Dr. Sarno has a small chapter on hand pain.
     
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    ouch...I broke a tiny bone at the base of my thumb (trapezium) years ago and my hand looked like that.
     
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    Ugh. Ice pack for as long as you can, taking breaks. Ace bandage semi tight and get an X-ray if not any better tomorrow or Monday
     
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    Go to urgent care. Sprains will do that too but you really should have it looked at
     
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    I know the signs of chronic masturbation when I see it.
     
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    Put a steak on it :lunch:
     
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    you've chosen wisely coming here for advice. :c
     
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    .....do you have a twin?

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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    I have a finance degree.

    The only thing I see is that the thumb/index finger area looks like a vagina.

    So solly I can't be of any further assistance.
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    Amputation is the only way to be sure.
     
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    Have you tried putting a pot of coffee up your ass yet ?
     
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    I'm practically a doctor. Give two handjobs and call Dawg in the morning.
     
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    It looks like a smooth and soft palm
     
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    Ice tonight, urgent care tomorrow.







    That'll be $250, please. :)
     
  19. Bianca's Dead Carcass

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    I think its hilarious that posters come to the shed for any type of advice
     
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    This!
    Ice! Ice! Baby...
     
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