WTF UPS Driver Confesses To Having Sex With Pets On His Route

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    #HisPurpose



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    I am going to choose to believe this is a fake story because...well,I just have to :scared:
     
  3. PSU Shower Room

    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    Ugghhhh....

    Special delivery?
     
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    You said "his root" heh heh

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    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    Dropping loads....
     
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    (damn it let me try again - click on the picture, should play after dang ad)



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    Elmer calls Yankerville Parcel to report one of their employees for peeing on his front door. (3:11)
     
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    The glory holes in the doggie doors gave him away.
     
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    Hmm they maybe hiring holiday helpers. :umm: :drool:
     
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    No wonder my packages are always late... :cmon:
     
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    Wait was it a boy dog?
    Cuz that would be gay
     
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    UPS - United Pet Shaggers.
     
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    Any U.P.S. drivers in the shed ? This guy not only blew a few pups but also his job.
     
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    :bigthink
    Good point
     
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    As a UPS driver he could have been pulling pups and banging dogs.
     
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    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants

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    What can Brown do for you?
     
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    Sheriff Joe Arpaio?!?! Dude is fucked.
     
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    The sicko was also offering up his own poor pooch to other pervs in exchange for getting to have sex with their animals.



    Out of curiosity, which Craigslist category would you search to find his posts? I've seen some pretty out there stuff in the Casual Encounters, but this may even go beyond that!
     
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    I was a UPS driver some 30 + years ago.
    I don't recall bestiality being a subject matter during my training.
    I mean who has time for banging dogs, I had Next Day Air packages that had to be at the airport not 1 second late.
     
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