Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by irvin, Dec 11, 2015.
Good thread OP
Thank you for copying and pasting the link to an article
You my friend are like the Da Vinci of thread creation
A simpler man might have actually clicked on the link, copied the text and pasted it here for easy reading
But not you
You went for the abstract approach
You wanted to make us work for the story
And work we did
She should live it up. Another 20lbs and no one will care what her opinion is on anything.
Hey OP I want you to try this new delicious meal
Here's a map to the grocery store
Maybe this should be a rape joke thread?
No jokes allowed in PC Obama's America.
I feel more satisfied when I have to work for something
You are a gargantuan faggot, shut up already
I'd give her the hot beef injection.
Nice greasy face there, learn to put make up on SWEETIE
-- This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not.
-- After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death?
-- My mum told me she bought a rape alarm the other day...
I said, "Don't fucking flatter yourself."
-- Yesterday, I told my workmate a joke about rape and he said, "Mate, if you think making jokes about rape is funny then you're wrong. My wife got raped and trust me, it's not funny."
Feeling slightly ashamed, I said, "Sorry. When did this happen?"
"Last week," he replied.
I paused for a moment.
"Behind the bus station?"
"Er... no reason."
-- Duct tape is silver... Silence is golden.
-- A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "You're going to get laid tonight".
A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?"
"No, I'm just stronger than you."
Calm down. We see you.