News Uptight Cunt Can't Take a Joke

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  1. irvin

    irvin Well-Known Member

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    Good thread OP
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Thank you for copying and pasting the link to an article

    You my friend are like the Da Vinci of thread creation
     
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    wow
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    A simpler man might have actually clicked on the link, copied the text and pasted it here for easy reading
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But not you
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You went for the abstract approach

    You wanted to make us work for the story
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And work we did
     
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  9. wife is a whore

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    She should live it up. Another 20lbs and no one will care what her opinion is on anything.
     
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    Hey OP I want you to try this new delicious meal

    Here's a map to the grocery store
     
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    Maybe this should be a rape joke thread?
     
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    No jokes allowed in PC Obama's America.
     
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    I feel more satisfied when I have to work for something
     
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    You are a gargantuan faggot, shut up already
     
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    I'd give her the hot beef injection.
     
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    Nice greasy face there, learn to put make up on SWEETIE

    no homo
     
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    -- This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not.

    -- After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death?

    My cock.

    -- My mum told me she bought a rape alarm the other day...

    I said, "Don't fucking flatter yourself."

    -- Yesterday, I told my workmate a joke about rape and he said, "Mate, if you think making jokes about rape is funny then you're wrong. My wife got raped and trust me, it's not funny."

    Feeling slightly ashamed, I said, "Sorry. When did this happen?"

    "Last week," he replied.

    I paused for a moment.

    "Behind the bus station?"

    "Yeah. Why?"

    "Er... no reason."

    -- Duct tape is silver... Silence is golden.

    -- A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "You're going to get laid tonight".

    A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?"

    "No, I'm just stronger than you."
     
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    Calm down. We see you.