Urban Dictionary question

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Jun 9, 2016.

  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    When your finger punctures through the toilet paper when you're wiping your ass, is there a name for that? If not, we need to put our heads together and come up with one. Yes?
     
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    Uh oh
     
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    There is already a definition for this.

    Cheap Ass: (noun) A Person who purchases single ply cheap toilet paper. Therefore suffering the terrible result of stink finger.

    Example:
    Mr. Gomez found out he was a cheap ass when he wiped his ass today.
     
  4. eliasbboy

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    I believe you're referring to a "rusty nail".
     
  5. Gomez

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    For your information, it was a triple flusher at work. Boss buys cheap-ass toilet paper from Sam's Club. :dontknow:
    :rustynail:
     
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  6. Gomez

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    I thought that was a cocktail at some dive bar?
     
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    Scotch and Drambuie.
     
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    Charmowned
     
  14. gwartney

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    You need to check your diet if you are getting breakthrough. Eat some salad or something to firm it up.
     
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    So eating salad improves bathroom tissue?
     
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    No. It's the fecal moisture that does it. I've never had a breakthrough with a solid movement. That cheap hotel toilet paper gets wet and gives up like France.
     
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    I don't know what you're talking about
     
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    It's time for you to come home. Your toilet misses you deeply.
     
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    They got one for everything. :jj:
     
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