Urban Dictionary question

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Jun 9, 2016.

  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,421
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    21,117
    Likes Received:
    5,877
    When your finger punctures through the toilet paper when you're wiping your ass, is there a name for that? If not, we need to put our heads together and come up with one. Yes?
     
    TonyJax likes this.
  2. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    94,399
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    64,376
    Likes Received:
    8,840
    Uh oh
     
    Summer and Gomez like this.
  3. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits very angry indeed Gold

    Reputations:
    83,706
    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2015
    Messages:
    6,776
    Likes Received:
    15,220
    There is already a definition for this.

    Cheap Ass: (noun) A Person who purchases single ply cheap toilet paper. Therefore suffering the terrible result of stink finger.

    Example:
    Mr. Gomez found out he was a cheap ass when he wiped his ass today.
     
  4. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

    Reputations:
    213,702
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    36,331
    Likes Received:
    33,547
    I believe you're referring to a "rusty nail".
     
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,421
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    21,117
    Likes Received:
    5,877
    For your information, it was a triple flusher at work. Boss buys cheap-ass toilet paper from Sam's Club. :dontknow:
    :rustynail:
     
    Tickle Shits likes this.
  6. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,421
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    21,117
    Likes Received:
    5,877
    I thought that was a cocktail at some dive bar?
     
  7. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

    Reputations:
    128,164
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    26,207
    Likes Received:
    13,153
  8. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

    Reputations:
    340,174
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    79,569
    Likes Received:
    41,542
    TonyJax likes this.
  9. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    124,769
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    65,178
    Likes Received:
    19,572
  10. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! DawgShed News Gold

    Reputations:
    387,752
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2013
    Messages:
    27,481
    Likes Received:
    51,019
    Babs likes this.
  11. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

    Reputations:
    71,063
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    37,972
    Likes Received:
    5,414
  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    184,878
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    56,541
    Likes Received:
    13,575
    Scotch and Drambuie.
     
    Gomez likes this.
  13. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    57,884
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    11,208
    Likes Received:
    3,775
    Charmowned
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    106,679
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    43,567
    Likes Received:
    16,020
    You need to check your diet if you are getting breakthrough. Eat some salad or something to firm it up.
     
    Gomez and Tigger Please like this.
  15. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    184,878
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    56,541
    Likes Received:
    13,575
    So eating salad improves bathroom tissue?
     
    Gomez likes this.
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    106,679
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    43,567
    Likes Received:
    16,020
    No. It's the fecal moisture that does it. I've never had a breakthrough with a solid movement. That cheap hotel toilet paper gets wet and gives up like France.
     
  17. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    195,494
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,781
    Likes Received:
    25,543
    I don't know what you're talking about
     
  18. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,421
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    21,117
    Likes Received:
    5,877
  19. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,421
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    21,117
    Likes Received:
    5,877
    It's time for you to come home. Your toilet misses you deeply.
     
  20. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    180,354
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    84,563
    Likes Received:
    25,006
    They got one for everything. :jj:
     
    eliasbboy likes this.