Urgent: Need help/advice

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0, Nov 5, 2014.

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What should I do?

  1. Pretend it didn't happen

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  2. Stage an intervention

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  3. Seek counseling

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  4. Never see him again

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    First of all, hello to my old friends here at Dawg's!

    Here is the problem: One of my oldest and dearest friends actually LIKES Shuli.

    He's a good guy otherwise; Hardworking, considerate, honest, and so on. We've been friends for decades and, like most bros, have helped each other through a lot.

    The other day, while a HSS replay was on in the background, I commented about how much Shuli drains the life out of everything and is a non-talent hack. His response:

    "I like Shuli."

    Now I don't know if I could look at him the same again.

    What should I do?
     
  2. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Your only option is to put a bullet in his head! :coffee:
     
  3. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    :lol:
     
  4. Wig Hat

    Wig Hat New Member

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    I remember you from way back. Good to see you around my friend.
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Send him gilbert links. Stat!
     
  6. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    My bullshit detector is at 11


    :right:
     
  7. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    This is clearly a cry for help. He needs your support at this difficult time. :bigcry:
     
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  8. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Hay hay hay.

    Did you change your screen name?
     
  9. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    No it is true I swear.

    I wouldn't believe it myself though if I read it.
     
  10. aerostern

    aerostern Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Shuli was good during the Etm tribute...
     
  11. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

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    Give him some baby clothes and back away slowly.
     
  12. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Just decide you heard him say he liked sushi and let it go.

    Remember it's not a lie if you believe it.
     
  13. Wig Hat

    Wig Hat New Member

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    Mostly lurk here and at SFN.
     
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  14. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Really? The way interpreted it, Shuli was trying to compete with Jan and everyone else about who was closer to ETM.

    Jan: "I changed ETM's diapers..."
    Shuli: "Oh yeah? Well I was with him when..."

    I wanted to kick him in the nuts.
     
  15. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    That is funny and reasonable. :iohi5:
     
  16. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Time to unfriend him on Myspace...
     
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    I thought he had some good stories, I also liked Shuli when he traveled with beet, more great stories from Jewli, I saw him do standup and though he sucked...
     
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  18. Calloused Shins

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    Your friend should be punched in the mouth, shuli in the nose and you in the throat for starting this thread. Welcome back
     
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  19. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    :shucks:
     
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  20. larryluncg

    larryluncg Fuck you, that's my name VIP Gold

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    I remember you from way back. Hello.
     
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