Urinating Man Sprays Three More Victims...

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    [h=1]Gainesville PD releases sketch of 'urinator'[/h]
    Staff report

    [h=5]Published: Monday, March 17, 2014 at 2:06 p.m.[/h] [h=5] [​IMG] [/h][h=5]The Gainesville Police Department released this sketch of a man suspected of urinating on women from behind in Gainesville.[/h]
    Three more women have reported being urinated on by a man near the University of Florida campus.


    In late February and early March, four incidents were reported, according to the Gainesville Police Department. Since media coverage of those crimes, three more women have reported being sprayed from behind by the culprit.

    One victim helped police create a sketch of the “urinator,†according to a GPD Facebook post.
    The more recent incidents happened in the 100-200 blocks of Northwest 17th Street and the 900 block of West University Avenue across from the UF campus. When the victims confronted the suspect, he exposed himself and then ran off.
    GPD spokesman Officer Ben Tobias said the three earlier incidents occurred in the area.
    The suspect was described as a 25- to 30-year-old, 6-foot-tall black man of medium to chunky build with short curly hair and a dark complexion. He was last seen wearing a gray or dark hoodie and baggy jeans.
    GPD is asking anyone with information to call Detective S. Bertzyk
     
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    I peed four times yesterday and the police are looking into it.
     
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    Urinating Man, sounds like a superhero.
     
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    I hope this guy continues his urination escapade (and posts videos online)
     
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    this guy would be dead if he did that to me.
     
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    Not if you were married to Howard Stern. He'd run away. Or was that just when the perp hocks a loogie? :dontknow:
     
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    What posters live in Gainesville?
     
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    :coffee: He'd oogle the cock b4 doing anything
     
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    this always cracks me the fuck up
     
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    Does this rule out the possibility of my whacking off on your leg?
     
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    The Gainesville Police Department released this sketch of a man suspected of urinating on women from behind in Gainesville.

    Three more women have reported being urinated on by a man near the University of Florida campus. The suspect was reported to be wearing a wig, fake teeth and a large ugly nose. He was shouting " I piss on my fans" as he was driven away by a midget in a large black car with NY plates.
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    A fucking muppet is pissing on people!!!!!!

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :cwl: :cwl: :cwl: