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Urine dries pretty quickly.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's why when I piss on the floor at the bathroom at work, I just leave it. :grad:
     
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    Why would you piss on the floor? Someone could slip and fall :c
     
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    Dave's tiny ween makes it difficult for him to aim down at the bowl.
     
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    so when you piss your pants your caretaker doesnt notice?
     
  5. Daveindiego

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    You know when you're at the end, and you do those little push the rest of it out things. Sometimes it comes out with too much force, and it hits behind the toilet.

    a.) It's good to be a man.

    b.) The black people at work can clean it up.

    :c
     
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    lol
     
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    I just reach in my pants, and pull the whole thing out, and let it hang there while pissing. I use my piss taking time to check on the conditions of my nails and cuticles. :c
     
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    My employer is lucky that I'm even thinking about trying to get the majority of it into the toilet.

    Motherfucking working on Sunday and shit. I should be doing a fucking rain dance in there.

    Thank god I'm management, and can use the real bathroom. :c
     
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    Real men piss off the side of the ship, Dave.
     
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    Thankfully, I do not know
     
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    Nigga, I'm not ON the ship right now. I'm in the office trailer.

    When I go piss on the ship, I just look for unoccupied spaces. No toilets required.
     
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    Symptoms of Enlarged Prostate Gland

    The reason for the enlargement of the prostate gland (benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH)) is not very clear. Symptoms of enlarged prostate glands (generally classified as lower urinary tract symptoms), include:

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    • slowing down of the urinary stream
    • straining to pass urine
    • delayed start of the urinary stream
    • dribbling at the end of micturition
    • feeling of incomplete emptying of bladder
    • inability to pass urine (urinary retention)
    • incontinence of urine
    • passing urine more frequently
    • waking up at night to pass urine, usually more than twice a night
    • strong and sudden urges to pass urine
    • pain during urination
    • blood in the urine
     
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    The only time it dries slowly is when you have a little post penile drip and it spots your pants.
     
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    wipe it up with your sock
     

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