Us$900M

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  1. Czech

    Czech Well-Known Member

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    Who's queued for lottery tickets ?
     
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  2. newcastlefan

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    got them yesterday
     
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  3. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    I hope you win bro.
     
  4. newcastlefan

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    i do too, but i'm not hanging on it. if by some remote chance i did win, a lot of people are going to get their mortgages paid off in full.
     
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  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I maxed out my credit cards, because I know I am winning.

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  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Oh, and I won $2 on the Mega ticket the dope at the store accidentally printed out...

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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Well-Known Member VIP

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    The lottery ticket line at my grocery store was full of the ugliest people.
     
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  8. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    You have a 1 in over 200 million chance of winning, have fun wasting your money.
     
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  10. jdwhatever

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  11. newcastlefan

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    if i am going to play, then i prefer long odds.
     
  12. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    That is some retarded logic.
     
  13. Zarathustra

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    For 900 million it's worth the try
     
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  14. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I'm sure some people have put $2 in @Schmoopy 's tip jar and didn't have a chance of winning anything.
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    True, but don't for a second think that you will win. Unless you're a low life scumbag who beats his wife, then your chances of winning are pretty good.
     
  16. Zarathustra

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    I guess I won't win :bigcry:
     
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    :console:
     
  18. DarkFriday

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    :cash::cash::cash::cash::cash::cash::cash::cash::cash:
    :cmon:
     
  19. newcastlefan

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    or if english is not your first language.
     
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  20. Capn Crud

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    I hit the powerball last time, so I parlayed that and another $2 into a sixpick

    Pwned