US military pondered love not war

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  1. Stan Beeman

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    reports say testing took place at OP's house
     
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    Scientists also reportedly considered a "sting me/attack me" chemical weapon to attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats towards enemy troops.

    A substance to make the skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight was also pondered.

    Another idea was to develop a chemical causing "severe and lasting halitosis", so that enemy forces would be obvious even when they tried to blend in with civilians.

    In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks.

    Indeed, a "Who? Me?" device had been under consideration since 1945, the government papers say.
     
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    Who, Me?

    In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks.

    :hilarious:
     
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    I have a "who, me" bomb. I was born with it.
     
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    I'm sure Rachel Maddow will do a four hour expose on this.
    Gay Hubris :coffee:
     
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    gives SBD a new meaning
     
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    I prefer "crop dusting."
     
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    The clam eating thunderdyke bomb hit rick maddow hard.
     
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    :hilarious:

    Oh n fart n walk away from it.

    Then people unsuspectiingly walk thru yer fart!!!
     
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    farting on an airplane should be a felony
     
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    T H I S ^^^^

    Two words:

    recirculated air.

    :puke:

    My oldest brother told me when we were kids that smelling a fart means you are breathing in shit particles, he learned it in school.

    He also had a fart-lighting phase.
     
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