Sports US Open '15 viewing thread--Sweaty Lesbians Grunting

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Robert Higgins, Aug 31, 2015.

  1. Robert Higgins

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    Who's with me?

    My faaavorite time of year.

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    Hate Tennis
     
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    Don't watch, but hearing that back and forth animalistic grunting and shrieking is quite unpleasant. I can't believe the tennis association hasn't banned that by now.
     
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    the chair umpire at center court (arthur ashe) yelled at my grandparents for talking too loudly during sampras's (or was it mark philippoussis's) serve once :grad:


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    Tennis sucks now
    It is all about a serve and that's boring. Doubles tennis is fun to watch but they hardly show it on tv.

    You think a lot of the tennis chicks are really lesbian?
     
  6. Robert Higgins

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    Maria Sharapova would kill a normal guy though. She must bang like an animal

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    Plus the female golfers these days are much hotter.
     
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    Don't get me going on women's golf or soccer
    Those sports are literally unwatchable
    The women's World Cup was a joke sure the US could play and Germany but the rest of the teams I think my nephews high school team could beat, no joke
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yeah, weird, unattractive sound. A nice, feminine squeal would be more kind to the ears.
     
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    it's cuz women aren't strong or athletic enough to play sports ;)


     
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    Actually, Adam Levine said this about Sharapova:
    “She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was.

    I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.

    But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog.

    She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.

    "It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.


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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Sport sucks without Anna Kournikova
     
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    I don't like the looks of any of the broads in this post. Sinewy, leathery, fucking tree bark vaginas?? All of the while grunting like Ted Arcidi trying to put up 750#, forget about it, now the Kournikova's and the like, that's something I can get behind and gladly would (if allowed to)......
     
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    Watching Venus v Puig right now. Great second set just ended.
     
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    One had a meltdown today

     
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