Sports US Open could have a champ far shadier than Woods

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  1. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Dustin Johnson currently leading by 2 and playing well.

    Failed three tour drug tests, twice for cocaine. (Allegedly) banged several tour players' wives

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    Has a child with Paulina Gretzky, The Great One's daughter. Supposedly Wayne is not amused.

    Just might get more people interested in golf.



    Edit: Johnson just fell back into a tie with legendary choke artist Lee Westwood.
     
  2. Roland Schwinn

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    Forgot all about this going on, guess I will tune in for a bit.
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I liked when he brought Gulbis to Kapalua for the week, banged her rotten the whole time and after it, she posted on Twitter about having a "boyfriend now...." or "someone special"

    When anyone asked him about it, he denied it all :rofl:
     
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    Love DJ. Hope he pulls this off.
     
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  6. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Just took back the lead.
     
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    I don't understand...golfers are not given drug tests after they win like boxers are required to do?
     
  8. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Can you blame the dude for taking every opportunity?

    And I think Paulina is fugly-hot.
     
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    Just because Woods cheated on his wife doesn't make him "shady". If you are a pro athlete and don't cheat on your wife you are in the minority.
     
  10. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Massive choker
    Doesn't have the flat stick to win a major
    Same goes for Sergio and Lee
     
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    But there is also the whispers of HGH use. He had a Barry Bonds rookie physique early on and then became hulked up like Barry at the end. Maybe that is the reason why his body is now broken down.
     
  12. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    He allegedly had/has a pretty serious issue with gambling, but that's also nothing new to the tour. Mickelson recently had a legal issue with the SEC resulting from gambling entanglements.
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    There are no real killers under par right now, Day might still make a strong move.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    He's only 4 back
    Anyone within 8/9 shots tomorrow has a chance
     
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    Seriously. This is the shittiest U.S. Open leader board I can remember. And if history is any indication, DJ will go out and blaze an 80 tomorrow - which will ultimately accomplish little more than to open the door for some eurotwink.
     
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    Little known fact... the pga tour is the most debaucherous act in all of pro sports.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Hope it's Lowry. But he's no twink, a big burly Celt
     
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    The German beer hall wench look should be waaaay more popular than it is.
     
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    PEDs don't help your golf game.

    Maybe his body is broken down because he was playing golf since he was 3.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Lowry looking good with all areas of the game. Flat stick is solid on him