Usain Bolt knocked on his ass by Jap cameraman

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  1. Shithead

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    "They tried to kill me!" Usain Bolt jokes after bungling cameraman floors him following 200m gold win
    • 14:41, 27 August 2015
    • Updated 17:53, 27 August 2015
    • By Alex Spink
    Bolt was eventually toppled after he romped to victory in the 200m final - but not by Justin Gatlin or any of his other rivals



    Usain Bolt crashed to earth after winning a record 10th world title - run over by an out-of-control Segway.

    The planet’s fastest man had no trouble seeing off his rivals in the 200 metres final in Beijing, but he met his match in a careering TV cameraman on two wheels.

    The Jamaican was hit from behind as he celebrated beating arch-rival Justin Gatlin to gold for the second time in four days.



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    A Tv cameraman drives into Usain Bolt of Jamaica after the men's 200m final






    He then jokingly accused the American of being behind the ‘hit’ to stop his dominance of global sprinting.

    “He tried to kill me!” Bolt said of the cameraman. “I don’t know what he was going on. It was like: ‘You are winning too much – take him out!



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    Check yourself: Bolt gives himself the once over
    “I feel like Justin Gatlin had something to do with it. Maybe,” he added laughing. “I am just saying, I am just saying.

    “I wasn’t looking, I was waving to the crowd, and then I felt something take me out. It’s okay. I am happy my body came out unscathed.

    Gallery: Bolt blows away the field

    "I have a few cuts. But it’s nothing I have never done to myself in training. It wasn’t as bad.”

    Bolt, who cast doubt on whether he will finish his career as planned in London when the World Championships visit the Olympic Stadium in 2017, completes his programme here on Saturday with the sprint relay.

    LIVE: Follow all the reaction to Bolt's win here.
     
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    I'd sue the network the cam/man worked for, for millions! :lmao:
     
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    I guess the stereotype about Asian drivers is true!
     
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    thats why is a stereotype
     
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    Bolt is a nice guy. If that little twerp jeopardized my livilihood I would be spitting fire. Accident or not.
     
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    Stoopid gook

    Me run you down with my faggy vehicle
     
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    Usain's legs must be insured and fuck those Segway assholes. I see them in the street everyday. They are not pedestrian friendly, it's like driving a pick up truck on the sidewalk next to walkers.. fuck them.
     
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    Anyone riding a Segway should be executed.
     
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    Is this why young Howard didn't want the Japs?
     
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    confusious say beware of jap in jorts
     
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    The fact that it took place in China might mean the cameraman is a "chink" rather than a "jap"

    The dipshit who owned the Segway company (Jimi Heselden) killed himself on one. He "segwayed" himself right off a cliff in Yorkshire (see diagram below).
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    I'm sure NBC shit a brick. Other than the clusterfuck infrastructure and shit waters in Rio, Bolt is a huge draw for Olympic viewers.
     
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    Actually, the article states he's american, but jap was used for a chuckle
     
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    Correcta mundo

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