USC has their own Artie

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  1. Bob Loblaw

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    Wow, if true he has to go..
     
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    Is Pat Hayden his bro?
     
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    It's that damned Hawaiian Punch.
     
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    :rofl: that one took me a minute.
     
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    Not sure if they have Cupcake Sunday.
     
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    He probably had pancakes. Washed it down with some chocolate shakes...
     
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    USC head coach Steve Sarkisian will take a leave of absence to seek treatment for an undisclosed condition, the school announced Sunday.

    Offensive coordinator Clay Helton will take charge of the Trojans (3-2, 1-2 Pac-12), who have lost two of their last three games. Helton previously served as the Trojans' interim head coach for the 2013 Las Vegas Bowl after previous interim head coach, Ed Orgeron, quit.

    Sarkisian was not in attendance at the Trojans' practice on Sunday afternoon. A player told ESPN's Shelley Smith via text that Sarkisian "showed up lit to meetings again today."

    Sarkisian showed up Sunday morning at USC and "he appeared not normal" and then was told to leave, a source told ESPN's Brett McMurphy. "They wouldn't let him come to practice," a source said.

    http://espn.go.com/losangeles/colle...head-coach-steve-sarkisian-take-leave-absence

    Hide the knives
     
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    Hit it hard Sark !

    The drinking lamp is lit .

    Where is Bruce Willis ?
    "Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers "

    Maybe a Zima ?
     
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    Or a Cutty Sark ?

    Pun intended.
     
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    Food poisoning.

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    One player said Sark was "lit" at the team meeting today.

    AD Pat Hayden told him to go home.

    Also read he's getting a divorce.

    Something tells me they will buy him out before seasons end.
     
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    Pat....this is Sark...Im not coming in today. I'm sick...I got a fever. I'll try to be in later and beat this. {cough....cough}
    Alright, later man. I'm sorry. {cough}
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    Chip Kelly Y of the eagles will be coaching USC this time next year.
     
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    My guesses:

    1. pill-sick
    2. dope-sick
    3. too many benzos
    4. not enough benzos
    5. ambien
     
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    Beat me to it!
    :marx2:
     
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    They never should have put that vending machine in the locker room.
     
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    Rumor is the USC Booster Club has all but fired him...Pat Haden may be next....I hear Lombardi and Paterno have expressed interested in the position
     
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    It looks like he'll have Texas and USC in a bidding war. Funny how the program was so dominant 10 years ago and now it's a dumpster fire...