Used to hate when I'd shit in a bar and hover. Would be on a 10 minute hemorrhoidal break.

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

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    Bar
     
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    Yah.
     
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    shat pants in a bar once, true story. farted at the urinal and filled me undies.
     
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    You're so irregular you find yourself shitting in a bar? Plan ahead.
     
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    My cousin was hunting and shit in his snowsuit hood...true story
     
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    That's the worst. :console:
     
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    What's happening here? :chair:
     
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    Baltimore Mike was fired at his last job for shitting in a urinal. He thought it was an oversized handicapped terlit.
     
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    And this is why I'm Team Mike 24...7....365
     
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    I've used a gas station once, and several McDonald's, but never a bar.
     
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    It was still dark and he was in the woods and thought he was gonna clear the hood. Unfortunately when he put the snowsuit back on and pulled up his hood he found out he didn't clear it. :shit:
     
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    Yah.
     
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    I was in a bar one night with friends from my building. We were helping a guy out trying to lift his spirits during a divorce. Anyhow he gets blotto drunk and is a complete mess. He excuses himself to the bathroom. About 10 minutes later a Mexican bar boy comes out saying "El Diablo El Diablo"! We go in and check and find this guy washing out his Boxers after he carpet bombed the whole bathroom with his ass spray. Fucking guy was a complete mumbling disgrace. I laughed my ass off for a good 2 hours. Naturally I had no idea who the fucking guy was when asked.
     
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    i've got aa hemmorhoid right now, at least i think it is, and it is causing me MAJOR pain. I have gotten them before and those suppositories cleared them up, but this one is really bad.
     
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    I'll go outside and shat in a garbage can/dumpster before I'd drop trou in a filthy bar............
     
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    When you gotta go, you gotta go.
     
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