UTAH FIRING SQUAD

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  1. Dorb

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    Utah legislature and governor just reinstated the firing squad as a death penalty.
    If you were condemned to death, how would you like to go?
    Firing squad
    Hanging
    Lethal injection
    Electric chair
    Gas chamber
    Other method of your choice
     
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    Lethal injection if they do that right. I'm not a doctor but why does that shit get botched sometimes? It is no different than knocking someone out for an operation. Just use a lot more of the stuff. You'd slip away and never feel a thing.
     
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    On top of a beautiful woman...if that were allowed.

    Otherwise, lethal injection. The absolute worst would be the electric chair - being cooked alive would be a rough way to go.
     
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    I would like to be shoved into an airplane propeller.
     
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    In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty.
     
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    Hmmm. This is a toughie. :bigthink
     
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    Okay. I'm going to go with suffocating between Margot Robbie's thighs.
     
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    If they were all ordered to make head shots, I'd go with the firing squad.
     
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    How about the lunch lady from the middle school? :nag:
     
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    Hey Dorb, where's the avi been? :)

    I'd of course opt for lethal injection. It's a travesty that the "medical community" tries to make this so difficult. The same folks that slaughter tens of thousands of unborn babies get on their moral high horse when it comes to executing depraved monsters. Fuck them.
     
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    The guillotine would be the quickest, most relatively painless way to go. Of course, there's always the part where someone holds your head up with your facial expressions still twitching as the crowd cheers, but hey, nothing's ever perfect.
     
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    The underreported back story here is that death penalty activists are trying to circumvent the system by declaring the lethal injection drugs harmful. States also won't fund studies to find alternative drugs.

    So, firing squads.

    Heard Texas has enough drug to administer one more death
     
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    Wait...the lethal injection drugs are HARMFUL? Isn't that the idea? Or, as often is the case, am I missing something?
     
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    How about the part where you're still alive for a few seconds rolling around in a basket?
     
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    guillotine....or feed viagra, and be sucked, fucked, jerked off to death.
     
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    Death by Scanner.

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    I've always wondered why they give you a blindfold?
    I mean you can hear, "ready, aim... FIRE!"

    I think earplugs would be more appropriate.:hhh:
     
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