Vacation curse bites surfer in half off the coast of Australia

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  1. chapped

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    http://news.yahoo.com/australia-surfer-killed-shark-032637135.html


    The man was surfing near Wedge Island, north of Perth, on Saturday morning with a friend when he was mauled by the shark, suffering severe and extensive injuries.
    A man jet-skiing near the surfers said it was a gruesome scene, with "half a torso" all that remained of the victim.
     
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    Perth Amboy is a tough town either the blaek or the ricans got him.
     
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    You couldn't pay me to go near any water with a great white shark in it.
     
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    the Vacation Curse.. she packs heat
     
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    not even with in a cage?
     
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    Every time I see this gif it strengthens my resolve over how much I despise that ugly cocksucking motherfucker
     
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    What no pictures ? :nocheer:
     
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    no but I can post shit that will make you not want to eat lunch for the next week if you want
     
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    shouldnt there be a star of david in there somewhere?
     
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    I found a dead cat in my backyard today. Damn u, Beth.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Some "thrillseekers" fail to realize that real danger is what makes their activities so thrilling. But hey, at least he died happy. Screaming and doing what he loved, right?
     
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    And the shark came back and got the rest of the torso.

    I'm gonna rate this thread EXCELLENT. I'm all for sharks eating people.
     
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    thats hot
     
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    common held theory that great whites mistake humans for seals, are dumb creatures and have poor eyesight. i propose another theory. great whites know exactly what they're doing, they just happen to be complete assholes.
     
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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Candy gram.
     
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    They're really going all out on this Shark Week promotion.
     
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    Which half of him was left? The article doesn't mention if he squirted shit or yelled ouch!