Vacation Curse claims Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes' marriage

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jun 29, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Who's gonna be his next beard?
     
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    Cygnus X1 Well-Known Member

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    first

    DAMMIT!! second
     
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    Lmfao....the Church Of Scientology has already been hard at work recruiting his next beard.

    Considering Nicole Kidman and Katie Homes you'd think they could at least find him one that isn't 6 to 8 inches taller than him.

    He looks ridiculous with those broads. Is he standing on a chair for that wedding picture?
     
  5. You Knew!

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    Maybe her contract was up.
     
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    Suri you must be kidding!
     
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    I was just about to say that!
     
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    I read somewhere that the Church has been sending out all these masseurs to sue him and destroy his career because he secretely blames them for his sons death and tried to cut ties with them..,
     
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    Maybe he's ready to get married to John Travolta (allegedly). :jj:
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Cruise always bails before the marriage clocks in at 10 years. That's how he avoids paying alimony.

    Maybe Katie Holmes can get the light back in her eyes again. She's been zombie-like since hooking up with him.
     
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    all she got out of this marriage is a set of pancake tits
     
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    Yep. He wrecked her. She used to be hot.
     
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    No Surprise ....it's always been rumoured that TC is GAY...and he can't have kids....this Suri isn't his kid....
    and he adopted 2 with NIcole Kidman...all his wives are "beards" ;)
    that's no secret....

    The Donald (Trump) has a 5 year pre-nup for divorce with 0 alimony...I guess Cruise has a 10yr pre-nup..AND the ex-wife has to keep her mouth shut about
    who fathered Suri :facepalm:
    anyway....as an Actor..he's BRILLIANT...LOVE LOVE LOVE all his films...an amazing Actor...
    LOUSY Husband...

    btw...I saw Rock of Ages!! it's TERRIFIC!

    peace & love
     
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    I think he'll go for an ex-Disney chick, like Ashley Tisdale or Victoria Justice. Young, yes, but it IS Hollywood.
     
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    ...fixed....
     
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    will someone photoshop Howard jumping on that couch????

    :jj:
     
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    Rock of ages- Tom cruise last film

    Jack and Jill- Katie holmes last film

    Marriage- mission impossible
     
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    :lol:
     
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    [video=youtube_share;mJBmlckvWoA]http://youtu.be/mJBmlckvWoA[/video]

    And sorry about the quality of this, but it would appear that the scientologists have effectively scrubbed the 'net of all things derogatory towards Mr. Cruise....