Vacation curse claims your bad mood: Dog Swims with Dolphins

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    even with gay ass music this is one cool video

    [video=youtube;nrhD8JPn7Vo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrhD8JPn7Vo[/video]
     
  2. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I would be worried that the dolphins didn't know what the dog was and would attack it.
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I'll bet he slept like a log after all of that.

    Also, my mood has strangely improved...
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Yea real dogs rule!

    Not like O my dead dog whats her face
     
  6. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    I may be a cynical bastard most of the time, but that was really cool. Dogs are awesome. :cheer:
     
  7. DogStar69

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    Dolphins are smart. Dogs don't really swim as much as they are actually saving themselves from drowning.
     
  8. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    I know, but I'd still be really nervous that my puppy might get bit or knocked around. Sorry, but my dog was like my baby.
     
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    I don't blame you, those dolphins are vicious bastards.
     
  10. Imus O Sternsky

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    Do you mean O my dead dog horseface ?
     
  11. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Hey! They're not as cute and cuddly as you might think. I just learned like a week ago that dolphins kill baby dolphins just to force the female into sex and it's not like the way the lions do it (to kill rival lion's litters).

    They just want to have sex.
     
  12. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    No shit. A good nose-butt would kill Fido.
     
  13. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    While scuba diving off the NC coast a pod of wild dolphins appeared. They seemed harmless enough at the time and while ascending to my safety stop one of the dolphins grabbed my leg, pulled me to the surface and tossed me into the air. I went from 30 feet submerged to 5 feet in the air in under 2 seconds. Instinctively I held my breath and suffered a very mild case of lung over expansion injury as well as 30 stitches in my right calf from the bite. My chest and leg hurts every time I see one of them now. They can be vicious.
     
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    There were a couple guys in Brazil who saw a dolphin, went out to look closer, no problems, and the dolphin rammed the shit out of one guy in the belly and he died from it.

    If they ever get thumbs, I say we bomb the shit out of them.

    Just to be safe.
     
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  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...labs are amazing in the water. i knew a guy that could get his lab to dive under water in a large creek to fetch a ROCK! and the dog came back with thee rock every time. i swear, that is truth.