Vacation Curse Continues Java the Dog Dead

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  1. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Howard mentioned today while interviewing Rob Zombie that his other dog Java died last week. At the young age of 15.

    When will this madness end?
     
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    15 in dog years is equivalent to 105 in human years. That's a damn good run.
     
  5. Horff

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    I wonder what Java would have thought about 6iahca.
     
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    Surprised about the mention.
     
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    That fucking asshole just up and abandoned that dog!
     
  8. Beth Eats Hay

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    Now, now... Don't get upset. Java was well cared for by her new and improved owner, Mr. Simon. Aside from loving and fucking Alison better and being a real father to Ashley, Mr. Simon was also a better master to Java than Greedy Howie Stern.
     
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    How is it Java dies and Robin quivers lives?
     
  10. TehLivingDeath

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    Interviewing Rob Zombie? Is it 1997, again?
     
  11. Nemo

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    oh please
    Java barely knew Howard.
    Stern ditched his wife kids and java 14 years ago....:jj:
     
  12. BrerJimmy

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    I would have thought Java died long ago. It seems like way more than 15 years. But I guess time come to a crawl when under the influence of wig glue.
     
  13. Quite Frankly

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    Goodnight, canine software dude
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  14. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Goodnight, funnydog
     
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    Did Beth clean his folds? :bigcry:
     
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    Haha Java outlived that fat ugly blob Bianca.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    My favorite entry in the world's meanest listener contest was the guy who pretended to be Allison's new husband. He bragged about enjoying lounging around in Howard's old house and washing his balls in Howard's pool. At the end he called Java over and blasted a fart on it. it was great. And, of course, didn't make the final cut.
     
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    [video=youtube;f1LSUiuToRU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1LSUiuToRU[/video]
     
  20. Free Food

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    Alas, "Come, Java. Come" will be heard no more.