'Vacation' in the boonies.

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  1. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    I'm visiting my folks farm in the middle of fucking no where for the week and I'm miserable.
    My dad and step mother are in their 70's now and they spend a lot of time watching FOX news and talking with their teeth out.
    There is nothing around for miles, and I almost stepped on a fucking copper head down by the lake yesterday. I screamed.
    I was cleaning out the filter to the pool yesterday and there were a shit load of dead frogs, snakes, and a fucking dead rat floating in the skimmer.
    It's humid and hot.
    I miss Filthadelphia.
    I am passing the time smoking a lot of weed and waiting for Sunday to roll around so I can GTFO here.

    ETA: Howard related, because 'vacation'
     
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  2. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    You shoulda just did what I always do when my parents invite me to their cabin in the mountains - say no.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...deep breaths. this too shall pass.
     
  4. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    Take a drive into the nearest city, see if there's anything there that can help you pass the time.
     
  5. joemama

    joemama Well-Known Member

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    Lets see sitting doing nothing smoking weed by a pool. Seems like a solid vacation to me.
     
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  6. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    I'm off to Greensboro right now. Fuck this shit.
     
  7. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    It gets old
     
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    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    Treasure them while you can. Id give anything to be annoyed by my parents again!
     
  9. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I guess i'm lucky that my parents live 10 minutes from me
    Sure I have to see them at least once a week
    but it's usually for an hour tops
     
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Uhhhhg, Fox news makes old people scared, mean and dilusional....My mom is the nicest person on earth and I had to beg her to stop watching. It was hanging her
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Glad you're enjoying the time with your aging parents who won't be around much longer. :hat:
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    When you're not there do they swim with the dead stuff?
     
  13. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    That's a great question.
     
  14. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    My family lives well into their 90's.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I hate visiting my parents, the thought of sleeping on their couch with their smelly Beagle gives me chills.....but wtf.....pull out your iPad and catch up on Orange is the new black, or some shit....
    Grin and Bear it, one day they will be gone....and you might wish you were cleaning rat shit out of the pool....
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Yah. My maternal side lives into their 80's, except when they don't.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    It'd sure be a real shame if, for example, tomorrow you broke the news to your parents that your neighbor let you know there was a leak or a problem back at your home that required your immediate attention.
     
  18. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Forgot to mention shit int
    THIS
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    Come on, go into town, meet your old boyfriend and fall in love again. Open a little bakery and everybody in town will come in for coffee and warm wishes.






    Just screwing with you, that's a Hallmark movie.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Frogs and snakes and rats - sounds like some witches brew being cultivated out there :wtf:

    (Our last house had a small dipping pool. Never again. The daily dead animal heartbreak was too much to take, although I do miss the raccoons washing all their stolen goods in the pool at night.)