WTF Vagina beer....Sounds lovely

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  1. Shithead

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    Vagina beer set to hit the shelves - and it's all made from the "essence" of one model
    The creators of the project say they are capturing the woman's best features and putting them into a drink

    The creators of the project say they are capturing the woman's best features and putting them into a drink

    Most booze lovers would be quite open to trying different craft beers - and there are many to choose from these days.
    But even the most adventurous of beer drinkers might have a hard time getting their head around this one, made from bacteria harvested from vaginas.
    Yes, you read that correctly.
    The creators behind 'Bottled Instinct' decided that they wanted to capture the essence of a woman ('her charm, her sensuality, her passion… her taste, feel her smell... her voice') and turn it into a drink.
    The Order of Yoni's website reads: "The secret of the beer lies in her vagina.
    "Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman.
    "The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into dance with lovely goddess."
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    It's even advertised with a pair of pants, so there's no confusion
    Who is this lovely goddess? This unique woman? They say it's Czech model Alexandra Brendlov.
    "We have devoted much time to seek for such a woman, all the models had to undergo a very strict selection process.
    "And, finally, after long months of search we have made it. We have found a woman that personifies feminity, natural charm and lure and who possesses all the desired instincts which we wanted to frame in our bottle of beer."
    If it becomes more popular, they're probably going to need more models.
    The creators have launched an Indiegogo page hoping to fund their project, for which they're aiming to raise 150,000 Euros.
    So far, they've got 11 Euros - and it's been running for six days.
    We've got a feeling that's a measure of the product's popularity.
     
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    Mmmmmmm.....yeasty
     
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    Gary Puppet and Wifeisawhore will put these guys' kids through college
     
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    Playboy had a cartoon about a million years ago where a guy was all excited he had invented something to put on a woman's vagina to make it taste like orange. He thought he was gonna be rich and then the other guy goes, "If you really wanna get rich figure out how to make an orange taste like pussy!" so now someone finally has, or at least made a beer taste like pussy.
     
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    Answers the question "What beer to serve with rare roast beef?"

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    Great idea !
    It's probably going to sell a lot better than their "Shitpipe Stout" did.
     
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    I'll stick to the beer I make in my kitchen thanks
     
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    I don't want any of that fucking dark roasted barley in my pussy beer.
     
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    What the hell, why not . . . :confused:
     
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