Valentines Day is a great time to pick up on desperate chicks..

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Today I was at the Wal Mart, and was hangin around the Hallmark Card isle for an hour or two. Finally this one chick was like, "Which card should I get for my boyfriend?" I picked out a card, tore it in half, set it on fire, and said "Look bitch, I've got a criminal record, don't make me beat your ass." Yes, I got laid. :pimp:
     
  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Capn Crud Apply directly to the forehead VIP Gold

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    Takes 5 minutes by the candy aisle if you can put up with an extra 50 lbs
     
  4. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :jj:

    I'm talking holiday related stuff, not everyday.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    two words and an initial, Chuck E Cheese. poosey all year.