Valentine's Day is so utterly unfair to men

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Expectations for a man: think of something creative, romantic, clever and sexy - all wrapped up in some sort of expensive gift - jewelry preferred. Don't just give her the new bracelet or necklace... you must also think of a clever, romantic way to provide it to her. Big date night, followed by a surprise gift, followed by champagne, rose petals, bubble bath, etc.

    Oh yeah, don't forget the love note too... all saying how much you love her, you think about her all day long - the usual romance novel, Lifetime Movie bullshit.

    The next day, the gals all gather around and compare notes, "Ok ladies, let's see who won and let's see who has the biggest loser for a boyfriend/husband". Last place is usually the pathetic loser who "only" got her flowers and candy. Boring, unoriginal loser.

    Your entire being as a man is judged on this performance or lack thereof.

    Expectations for a woman: nothing.
    Social penalty for her doing nothing: nothing.

    Oh, and the vast majority of the time she decides to do something for him, it is usually something like buying herself some lingerie and giving him the "gift" of fucking him that night. Whoa... way to be so generous.



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    Valentines Day, Shmalintines day...Each day is valentines day..
     
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    I got my wife a card
     
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    Dump her..
     
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    If the man plans something along with woman, it comes "how we celebrate", not what "he did for me".
    Not everything needs to be a surprise gift/event.
     
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    it's a Shakedown brah
     
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  9. wife is a whore

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    When I was in a relationship I always got top flight BJs and very kinky sex for V-Day.

    If a dude isn't getting that, then he's doin something wrong or the broad aint worth his time.
     
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    What I hate most about Valentine's Day is going out to dinner. Not only are they marking up the meals, which happens in a fancy joint anyways, but now you have to order from a special Valentine's Day menu that has like 3-4 entrees to choose from. Ravioli's shaped like hearts? That does nothing for me and is scoring me zero points with the misses. Taking a woman out on Valentine's Day is good for new relationships, but is more hassle than its worth in the relationship i'm in now.

    This year, we went out Sunday night instead of Saturday for Valentine's Day... Got to pick from the whole menu and didn't have to wait til 83:0 to get a table. 7 pm, in and out.

    Plus, I took her to Disney last weekend and i'm still paying for that ripoff of a vacation.
     
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    I don't go for all the V-day bullshit. A nice hug and kiss with an "I love you" is great for me.

    This is why you guys get steak and BJ day March 14th, no?
     
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    "Do they have halibut? What?"

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    I'll have to mark that on my calendar.
     
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    My husband marks it on ours;)
     
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    They got the pussy.... you got a cock and money....the end
     
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    Bullshit.

    Valentines day the expectation is for a man so spoil a girl. For the girl it is to give the man wild sex with any freakiness he is into. Like anal? You should be doing it. Want head 4 times that night? You should be getting it.

    The man spoils, the woman reciprocates with sex. So it is written, so it shall be. Either party breaking this agreement should be held liable.
     
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    ....or find yourself a girl that thinks like a dude

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    You make the choice......:giggle:
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    I don't do shit....my wife is intelligent enough to know it's a hallmark holiday. Sometimes we will use it as an excuse to go out to dinner.

    Now on the reverse side I don't get any action from it....but I don't care.
     
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