Valentine's Day Tomorrow - What Will Robin Do?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    She'll be alone this year since that Murphy guy scammed her and moved on. She'll also be in LA with Howie but he'll be sharing a portion of fish with Beth at some ultra high end restaurant before Beth goes out to hit the clubs. I'm guessing Robin will try and work her way through the entire room service menu while cursing the world for not being good enough for her.
     
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    ryanv1978 New Member

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    cucumbers are 2 for 1 at whole foods....sounds like a fucking party to me!
     
  3. Yellowfever

    Yellowfever New Member Banned User

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  4. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    hopefully drown in a tub.
     
  5. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    While she's polishing off her 5th bucket of KFC, she could rehearse her "Cocaine" song and audition for AGT ...
     
  6. JohnnyDollar

    JohnnyDollar Racist Banned User

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    She will be gourging herself in shame.
     
  7. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Booty Call to Fresh Direct

    Credit goes to Colin Quinn for that one

    Seriously though, she has got to be incredibly depressed. I know I was when I was single on Valentine's day and that was in my early 20's. Also being a woman, Robin can't parlay her money and status to land a significant other that would otherwise be untenable like the rest of her coworkers did.

    Ironically, one of the only guys on the staff who didn't need the show to land a hot wife was Sal.
     
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  8. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    On Valentine's Day, Satan turns Hitler into a cucumber in Robin's fridge. He spends the day anticipating a hearty thrusting.

    The wait is the worst part. And then he's chosen. When he's in there, he pretends to be swimming in a cesspool to ignore what is really happening.
     
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  9. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Desperately trying to rationalize how her part-time job is somehow preventing her from finding time for a relationship. Also trying to find which wine goes best with a vat of cookie dough ice cream.
     
  10. Rufus

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    It will have to be a very deep tub.
     
  11. Mr Spigot

    Mr Spigot New Member

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    She'll probably pleasure herself on the hotel door handles and then invite Howie and 'beth around for a cup of tea.
     
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    She'll call Jim Florentine and hang up.
     
  13. boomer1976

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    Continue her amazing weight loss regiment.