"VALENTINE'S DAY TUESDAY" are you single or taken?

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I am taken and i have not got shit for my gal. are u single or taken?

    howard most likely is getting beth some jewlery or another pet.
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Single. Terminally so...
     
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    I havent had a gdamn Valentine card since Kindergarten. And that time it was only because my teacher felt sorry for me. Bless her heart.
     
  4. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    :hug:
     
  5. KINGjoe

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    married 11 years, can't even afford supporter so sure as shit wifey isn't getting anything.....LOL!
     
  6. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    married
     
  7. pheelios

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    LoL Thanks
     
  8. nick11

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    single after 5 years. fml
     
  9. BethSucks

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    Married six years
     
  10. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Married 21 years on 2/22/12. I offer my condolences on your six years....... :tears:

    I hope she is gracious enough to let me borrow my testicles a few times this year. :facepalm:
     
  11. telecaster

    telecaster Well-Known Member

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    I know Hallmark or some card company made this a big deal and ruined the lives of many men because of this "holiday" but somewhere some single asshole came up with this, and I hope they're rotting in hell.
     
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    Single, haven't gotten laid in a couple years, an awful fucking day.
     
  13. Mr America

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    Let me put it this way. I refuse to see this movie because it's way too close to home.

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  14. Honeybunch

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    Taken! Celebrated Valentine's a day early, but it's all good. Got a babysitter for the squids, crossed into Louisiana and bought booze and lottery tickets, bought a couple of adult toys :c, had a fantastic dinner at the casino (crab legs :dancin2:), then won $225 at a poker table! :cash:
     
  15. Undead

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    Aww fuck...that's today? Again??
     
  16. Fucknose McGee

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    fuck valentines day
     
  17. MISERABLE66

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    Married 10 yrs... I think. We dont do Valentines day.

    Ive always hated Valentines day and even though im married, I still hate it.
     
  18. OV

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    Best to enthusiastically go with the flow...and patiently wait a month for "payback"



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    25 years, cuz I run the show.
     
  20. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    the guy who used to molest me always got me a card, i don't know what happened to him. :rolleye: