"VALENTINE'S DAY TUESDAY" are you single or taken?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by knu3421, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I am taken and i have not got shit for my gal. are u single or taken?

    howard most likely is getting beth some jewlery or another pet.
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Single. Terminally so...
     
  3. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    I havent had a gdamn Valentine card since Kindergarten. And that time it was only because my teacher felt sorry for me. Bless her heart.
     
  4. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    :hug:
     
  5. KINGjoe

    KINGjoe New Member

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    married 11 years, can't even afford supporter so sure as shit wifey isn't getting anything.....LOL!
     
  6. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    married
     
  7. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    LoL Thanks
     
  8. nick11

    nick11 Member

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    single after 5 years. fml
     
  9. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Married six years
     
  10. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Married 21 years on 2/22/12. I offer my condolences on your six years....... :tears:

    I hope she is gracious enough to let me borrow my testicles a few times this year. :facepalm:
     
  11. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I know Hallmark or some card company made this a big deal and ruined the lives of many men because of this "holiday" but somewhere some single asshole came up with this, and I hope they're rotting in hell.
     
  12. Yellowfever

    Yellowfever New Member Banned User

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    Single, haven't gotten laid in a couple years, an awful fucking day.
     
  13. Mr America

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    Let me put it this way. I refuse to see this movie because it's way too close to home.

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  14. Honeybunch

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    Taken! Celebrated Valentine's a day early, but it's all good. Got a babysitter for the squids, crossed into Louisiana and bought booze and lottery tickets, bought a couple of adult toys :c, had a fantastic dinner at the casino (crab legs :dancin2:), then won $225 at a poker table! :cash:
     
  15. Undead

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    Aww fuck...that's today? Again??
     
  16. Fucknose McGee

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    fuck valentines day
     
  17. MISERABLE66

    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    Married 10 yrs... I think. We dont do Valentines day.

    Ive always hated Valentines day and even though im married, I still hate it.
     
  18. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Best to enthusiastically go with the flow...and patiently wait a month for "payback"



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  19. noname2

    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    25 years, cuz I run the show.
     
  20. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    the guy who used to molest me always got me a card, i don't know what happened to him. :rolleye: