Valentines Day: What to buy for the gal I'm currently allowing to pleasure my penis ?

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    I already have a reservation booked at a luxurious Beachfront Seafood & Steak restaurant... Please help me with other ancillary gift ideas so that I may coax this fine lady into a Menage-a-Trois with her attractive college friend (to be determined at a future date).. God Bless & Thank you in advance





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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I aint getting anybody nothing!!!
     
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    A Double-Dong?? ....She might misconstrue that with my wanting to have things inserted in my exit-hole. ..And, I cant take that risk
     
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    Be more specific please... Underwear?...A colorful new dress...A scooter ??
     
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    it's for the threesome you are planning with her college friend :facepalm:
     
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    buy her an HIV test
     
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    That might be a more appropriate gift to present the both of them on the evening the event takes place
     
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    I thought you were getting Kelle a wax job.
     
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    I already require all woman who I bed-down with to provide me with an in-depth STD report
     
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    mouthwash
     
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    BBC

    It's the gift that keeps on giving.
     
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    Wait. moobsy with the anal gas fetish has a woman??? :eek:
     
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    Roofies
     
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    good man!