Valentine's Day.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Feb 13, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    fucking stupidest goddamn thing ever created

    PP and I aren't exactly all "cozy" and shit right now, but we're still "together".

    WTF does a girl have to get a guy? I usually make my man a stellar meal of his choice, do myself up, and wear something slinky. He's irritating me right now though.

    I'd rather just buy him something.

    Suggestions?

    What are you guys getting your irritating others?
     
  2. Butcher

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    A plant. It lasts and not as much of a waste of money
     
  3. MatthewT

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    watch
     
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    Under protest, by the way :grad:
     
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    and by watch, i mean let him watch you with another chick


    :c
     
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    CH OOOOOoooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
     
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    It's a Hallmark holiday. Fuck everyone.
     
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    A card and a pair of jeans and a shirt. She picked out the last two items. I'm hoping for a BJ and I'm good.
     
  10. Real

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    Buy him a Toronto Maple Leafs fitted hat.
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Under protest because you also despise this "grab for cash" holiday?

    You clearly missed the part where I said he was irritating me. It would be evil and glorious to play with another chick while he watched tied up, unwelcome to join and incapable of touching himself. :hhh:
     
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    still works :c
     
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    A Frisbee
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    The guy's got an entire collection, Real.

    I was considering some tickets for a game though.
     
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    Yes, entirely
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Well now, he does NOT have one of these. :lo5:
     
  18. ralphberries

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    A blow job is cheap and easy.:dontknow:
     
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    Organized religion certainly trumps valentines day in terms of stupidity.
     
  20. Super Mario

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    I am hanging out with my BFF. Were probably going to drive by all of our exes house and stalk them and listen to patsy Cline