Valentine's eve everybody gets laid, even this necrophiliac

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  1. Vashier

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    http://5newsonline.com/2015/02/13/police-homeless-man-breaks-into-funeral-home-has-sex-with-corpse/

    GEORGIA (LEDGER-ENQUIRER) – Georgia Police arrested a 26-year-old homeless man in a necrophilia case, according to Capt. Gordon Griswould with the Columbus Police Department.

    Domonique Smith was arrested Monday (Feb. 9) and is accused of stealing a bicycle from the Hill Watson Peoples Funeral Service. During the investigation of the burglary, police say they found evidence that Smith had sex with a dead woman.

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    “The investigation led us to believe he had a sexual act with the woman’s body,” Griswould said.

    Griswould didn’t comment on the type of sexual act Smith allegedly performed on the body. The victim wasn’t identified, but her family has been informed of the charges and the ongoing investigation, Griswould said.

    The crime is thought to have happened between 7 p.m. on Sunday (Feb. 8) and 7 a.m. on Monday (Feb. 9).

    Griswould said he couldn’t remember the last time there was a necrophilia charge in the area.

    “This is extremely rare,” Griswould said.
     
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    What do you think? White chick?
     
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    So disgusting..
     
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    I'll bet she just laid there
     
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    :eek:
     
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    We had a shvoogy around here who had sex with a horse
     
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    Howard related because he looks like a cadaver
     
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    She was asking for it. Slut.
     
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    The victim wasn’t identified---seems odd to refer to a corpse as the victim


    he looks delightful however
     
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    His mother; "My boy loves EVERYONE!"
     
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    Sex with a black man? The cadaver's parents must be rolling in their graves.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    The only way I'm getting laid is if I crawl up a chicken's ass and wait
     
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    Y a think they will bang Robin at the end.
     
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    At least he didn't have to buy her dinner first...

    So fucking sick - what motivates a person to do such a horrible act?
     
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    If I was the cops I wouldn't have even brought this up.
    Is the added charge of necrophelia with it?
    Now the dead girl's family has to deal with THIS.
    If that were my daughter in there, I'd rather the perp just went to jail for B&E and I didnt know about any of this
     
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    Now we know what starts the zombie apocalypse. Smith impregnated that corpse, you watch. 18 months from now, after the baby eats it's way outta momma, the coffin, the vault, and 6 feet of dirt, there will be hell to pay...
     
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    Let me guess he was just getting ready to go to college. Single parent home maybe.