Van Halen performs on Ellen

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    Eddie can still play, but holy fuck... what the hell happened to Dave? His stage presence is incredibly strange, and not in a good way.

    But worst of all... they play on Ellen. Ellen. :facepalm:

    How the mighty have fallen.
     
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    Their audience of their first show of the tour is is a room full of fat yentas, presented by the most annoying lesbo on TV.
     
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    that should go in your jackie laugh thread. :jj:
     
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    Wolfgang needs to see if his momma can get him a deal on some of that Jenny Craig. Oofa.
     
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    Wolfgang :facepalm:
     
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    message to jesus christ. stay where you are.
     
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    :cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:
     
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    I only save that one for horrible accidents.

    Oh wait...
     
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    Why didn't they do that god awful tattoo song
     
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    Why keep S-a-m-m-y?
    He can sing and write and play guitar and you were more popular than ever...
    Fuck that.
    Lets get the lounge singer hack and piss on our legacy for a few million more.
    Fuck Van Halen.
     
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    Why the fuck is the word S-a-m-m-y blocked?
     
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    DLR era Van Halen was one of my favorite bands of all time. Now the legacy is ruined. Dave can't hit a fucking note to save his life anymore. Eddie still kills it but Dave needs to go lay down somewhere.
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Remember that poster? :ixnay:
     
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    Sammy Hagar
     
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    This is why he was Fired as a MOD. Twice.
     
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    :umm::spit:
     
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    Typing the n-word on here is fun too:
    Reggie
     
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    and the plaural version:
    A group of lovely people

    :lol:
     
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