Varvatos, 130 one-offs, 4 times a year

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Oct 1, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    :dance:
    http://apparel.edgl.com/news/In-Ope...Dishes-on-Howard-Stern-s-Custom-Wardrobe88721

     
  2. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    Custom wardrobe? Most of Howard's Varvatos gear looks like it doesn't fit him at all and needs some serious tailoring. For a guy who gets that much free stuff, Howard seems to wear the same 'outfits' many times.
     
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    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    520 one-offs a year: What does that mean?
     
  4. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Seriously, what men are buying designer clothing?
     
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    zerokarma Well-Known Member

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    For custom made clothes they sure were poor fitting.
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    one piece, patterned, cut sewn and finished for one person.
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I thought granny was 6'5.
     
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    $500 bucks or more each piece , you think?
     
  9. Tinman

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    It's not a Big and Tall store, it's for normal sized humans.;)
     
  10. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    6'5 and why does he need so many clothes when he wears the same stupid shit all the time?
     
  11. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Paid for in plugs.
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    depends, a shirt could be $200, a jacket upwards of $2000. I doubt Howard pays more than cost if anything
     
  13. Wigward Hairhat

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    Beetlejuice is 6'7, 280lbs. I've seen pix of Beet next to Howard and Howard seems taller.
     
  14. reno

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    If each piece averages 500 bucks, he buys about $260,000 worth of cloths a year. He could save about 259,000 and buy cheap Walmart crap. He'd look the same, like a big ugly girl.
     
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    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    Yes, but he wouldn't feel like a special little girl (which I presume is what he's going for).
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    He has more wardrobe pieces than he does shows in a year.
     
  17. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Hey...is Himus telling people he's 6'8" again? I'm 6'7 and he's no taller than 6'5.
     
  18. Rob0729

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    If Howard pays for it in any other way other than his endless plugs for Varvatos, I guarantee you he writes off his wardrobe as a business expense because he has to get these clothes as "costumes" for the show and for public appearances.
     
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    The Math is wacky!

    130 One-offs 4 times a year.

    That is 520 Pieces
    (130x4)


    :bs:
     
  20. Joe

    Joe Active Member

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    Is a dozen pair of socks 24 one-offs?