Vasectomy

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I went to see a urologist for a consult to get a vasectomy on Friday. I am not a candidate for the office visit "numb, cut and tie".......I have to be knocked out. :facepalm:

    Apparently my thick Corinthian leather ball bag and nut feeder tube positions could lead to complications in an office environment. :nojj:
     
  2. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Also.....,when I provide a sample should I take my time so I appear more adult or should I hammer it out like it's a race and get it back to the desk in less than a minute?

    :dontknow:
     
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    i could of had a free one back in the 80's when my wife worked for a Urologist.

    no thanks.
     
  5. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :bigcry:
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I'll take care of it, give me a bag of ice, a pair of tweezers and a shot of vodka
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    STFU, dummy.
     
  9. Lemmy

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    :fil:
     
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    The lack of mentioning a cutting utensil leaves me skeptical.
     
  11. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    Use some thick rubber bands


    Ask the nurse for assistance on the sample


    I'm getting it done this year
     
  12. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    No baby Lemmy :(
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    The world will be a better place if my seed dies with me. :toptip:
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

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    Omg it hurts so bad
     
  15. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    Freeze some in case you change your mind.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Just don't leave it next to the leftover sausage gravy.
     
  17. Stew Nod

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    I did it years ago....quite the experience

    If I remember correctly I had trouble rubbing one out in the bathroom
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm not sure that office staff at urologist offices are overly impressed by guys who take a long time to jerk themselves off.

    sorry about your elephante skin ball bag.
     
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    Prepare for bloody jizz the first few loads after its done
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i must have had many vasectomies in my teenage years then.

    wokka wokka wokka.