Vasectomy

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  1. check1

    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Tell me your experience. I've been putting this off for too long. I have all the kids I'm going to need and I still have a long career of porkin' in my future unless things go very wrong.

    Every woman one earth has told me and my wife that it's soooo easy. Some guys say, not so much.

    The thing that terrifies me the most are the reports of permanent pain (like getting kicked in the nuts).

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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Shit. Smilies don't work in titles apparently. Meh... fickxd. Now...back to my balls
    :chair::chair:
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    EndOfLine PLATINUM SPONSOR 2010 OG VIP

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    My wife was nice enough to have her tubes tied right after we had our last kid, so I dodged a bullet there.

    This was right about the time they were starting to linking higher incidences of prostrate problems with vasectomies, so I'm glad I was spared.
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I asked my husband to do it but of course the selfish prick said no...
     
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    Wasn't a big deal - no worries
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What were his reasons? Chicken like me or health related.
     
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    I did it after my second kid was born 17 years ago and I'm a fucking pussy, was no big deal and never had any issues...
     
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    So lucky - gf is all gutted, so no worries for us :)
     
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    clint says dont do it!!

    be a man!!

    clint thinks your a pussy if you do



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  13. check1

    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'll have to break it to wifey....it's 100% butt seks going forward. Get used to it!
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    easy just ask her if she counted 5 bullets or 6

     
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    I'm scared to do it. My wife agreed to have her tubes tied after this next kid, but of course her nosy cunt friends have been chiming in on how "it's a much easier procedure for the male" :mad:
     
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    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    I had one over 7 years ago. Only issue was that my body Burns off pain killers super fast so I felt the knife go into my sack on the second cut. Other than that No regrets.
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    If she has a c-section, it's simple for them to just snip/burn/tie while they're in there but if she gives birth as god intended, yeah, it's easier for you.
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I wonder if I can just hold out about 15 years for her eggs to go bad?
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was hoping for at least one c-section for this. No luck. Just a bunch of quick births.
     
  20. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    She's lucky.
     
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