Vasectomy

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  1. Dave Matthews

    Dave Matthews Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I had this done recently and I always hate having to drop off my "sample" each week to get tested.

    The girls in the office are cute
     
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    Well, then, thinking about them should help you produce that "sample," no? ;)
     
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    Yes but it's a little embrassing
     
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    Eh, they probably don't even give it a thought. It's what they do for a living!

    Who knows, maybe they think you're cute, too, so it kind of titillates them when you drop off that sample.... :dontknow:
     
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    Those girls must see dozens of those "cups" everyday. There is nothing to be embarrassed about.
     
  6. Johnnykstaint

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    Each week? I only had to do that once. :dontknow:
     
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    how long do you have to do that? Ask them if you can take their picture.o_O
     
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    Do you "prepare" the sample elsewhere and bring it in or do you give them the sample there in the office?
     
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    That's what I'm talking about!!
     
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    Parking lot :eek:
     
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    I sort of remember the whole time procedure they had was seriously flawed. They told me i had to wait two weeks then bring in a sample and I asked if i could just masturbate 14 times and bring it in tomorrow.
     
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    In the end, it's worth any embarrassment you have
     
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    Stop blowing guys in the parking lot, Dave. :fil:
     
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    You should keep bringing them samples after they say its done. put a bow on top also, maybe a rose also.
     
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    :no:
     
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    He should just bring in a spoonful of mayo and say he's a little dehydrated.
     
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    o_O
    :gross:
     
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    Droppin' fuckin' loads!
     
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    #cumbucket