Vegan/Vegetarian Fags, Get In Here! Help A Meat & Potatoes Fag Make The Transition! Serious!

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    I would like to live as long as Daveindiego, but don't have the good, Jew longevity genes. I've had type 1 diabeetus for 24 years (this is what they used to call juvenile diabeetus) so I don't make insulin, as my pancreas killed itself decades ago. After @ 20 years or so, the complications start gang-banging the rest of a body that works (neurological damage, high blood pressure, risk of heart disease/stroke, etc.) and I need to start thinking about the future. As some of you people may know, diabetes NEVER kills anyone...it's always the fun "complications of diabetes" that fuck a negro up.

    I'm in relatively good shape now, and need to get rid of most if not all animal fats to stay this way. I'm going to keep eating fish, but that's about it...maybe occasional egg whites and cheese as well. I like vegetables, but I really need to expand my horizons AFA introducing more variety. **Alternate protein and low glycemic-load combos are a plus** (insert cum-guzzling jokes here, goofballs). I also need to be gluten-free, due to diagnosed medical conditions...not just some fad bullshit ad campaign on TV. I am an EXCELLENT cook, and don't mind getting dirty in the kitchen (but not cooking in a dirty kitchen, like Animalgod).

    So, what habits/techniques have others done that were successful in making the transition? Can you suggest some books/publications/blogs that may help (first-hand experience only, please; I know how to Google and Bing as well as you do!).

    Oh, and for all you non-diabetic fags out there, a diabetic diet is primarily the same diet healthy people should be adopting as well; it's just more important for diabetics to follow-through with it, as our arteries clog faster than those of non-diabetic fags.
     
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    tl;dr
     
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    I thought you were a nurse.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Ask @Bro
    He'll fill you in on all the food you can pretend is something else.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    green smoothies and porridge. fact.
     
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    Duh...looking for real-life experience from actual people who've made the transition. There's a big difference between knowing what to do, and actually implementing a plan that succeeds in accomplishing the stated goal.

    And BTW, many doctors and nurses have some of the worst health habits in the country...just sayin'.
     
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    btw...indian food is awesome for vegs.
     
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    Every suggestion from that guy will just be a product-placement advertisement for his knives.
     
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    I assume every doctor smokes, but this is from old General Hospital clips I've seen on youtube.
     
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    Those knives cut the fat and carbs.
     
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    taint, i really recommend adding chia seeds and hulled hemp seeds and hemp milk to your vegan diet. hemp seeds are probably the best non-animal source for a nearly complete protein (contains all 9 of the essential amino acids). great and super healthy.
     
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    Also, ride a bike with a huge front wheel and wear a fedora.
     
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    my turbin is dirty?
     
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    I'm trying to offer solid advice.
     
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    reggies do not steal.
     
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    I really do need to investigate the smoothie thing in much greater detail.

    And while I agree that Indian food is totally awesome, there's a reason nearly every Indian friend/acquaintance I have down here in Tampa has two full kitchens...the one inside, that never gets used, and the one out on the lanai, where they cook their food so it doesn't permeate the entire fucking house! I thought it was a coincidence, until I put it together; even Indians don't want to smell their entire house up with that shitty smell!
     
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    i've never made it...but i love going to a good indian restaurant. soooo delish!
     
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    :lol: still makes me lol.