very cute grocery store manager...

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  1. ICU

    ICU Well-Known Member

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    we finally made verbal contact..

    shes a pretty small blonde and imma howard stern type in build..i asked her name and told her mine today..
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    wrong forum
     
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  3. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    what's her name?
     
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    ICU Well-Known Member

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    she is a no nonsense 5foot5 dirty blonde ..and lord have i lusted after her

    wish me luck shut ins
     
  5. ICU

    ICU Well-Known Member

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    fo realzies she was picking up my hand carrier as i was checking out...
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Good luck with your short blonde Howard Stern type, bro.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    what's a hand carrier?
    i'm not being a dick like gilaet
    i really just dont know
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Pics or GTFO for christ sake.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Of her.. not you.
     
  10. ICU

    ICU Well-Known Member

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    gentleman..the important thing here is i will make an abosolute ass outta myself asking out a lady i have admired from afar
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Well we know that but the story would be much better if we could see what this girl looks like before she rejects and belittles you.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you aint gonna catch fish if ya dont throw bait in the water
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    dont use a 4.5 rod while casting said bait
     
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  14. ICU

    ICU Well-Known Member

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    i have dreds in 2nd life
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    pussy move not asking her out
     
  16. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I hope you smash, son.
     
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    stalker
     
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    tell her she always has the best melons
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    When will you tell her about your micro penis?
     
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    This sounds sexual.
     
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