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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Who the fuck would take 35 of anything?:crazy:

    British man has erection for five days after taking 35 Viagra in an hour as joke: report
    BY David Boroff
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, September 18, 2015, 3:22 PM
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    A British man had an erection for five days after taking 35 Viagra pills in an hour as a joke, The Sun reported.

    "I ended up feeling sick, dizzy and hallucinating — everything I saw was green," Daniel Medforth of Yorkshire told the newspaper. "And I had a massive erection that would not go away."

    Medforth said he spent 36 hours in the hospital, to the delight of some who cared for him.

    "The paramedics were very professional but you could see they were trying not to laugh," he told The Sun.

    Medforth, 36, stayed in bed for an additional few days after leaving the hospital.

    “It wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life — and it was no use to me," he told the paper.

    He realized that he was "very, very lucky" because Viagra could have more serious and sometimes deadly side effects if not taken correctly, according to The Sun.
     
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    What an asshole is right! Shit, if I had an erection for 5 days, I wouldn't be in the hospital, I'd be running up and down the street banging a bass drum with a megaphone, hoping everyone sees!
     
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    35 viagra pills in one go? if true ,he's lucky they didn't section him under the mental health act for an attempted overdose.Taking 10 would be seen as stupid, 35 is insane.

    the hospital should bill him.
     
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    It's a hard cock life.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Massive erection lol ..sure buddy. You take Viagra you had ED
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Or gay
     
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    This sounds a little fishy. I once took a quarter of a pill. Just I little tiny piece (recreationally of course)... It was alarmingly effective. Pretty sure this dude would be dead.
     
  10. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    And I know what you'd be banging it with! :grad:
     
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  11. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    The first time I tried that stuff was out of curiosity. It must have been 15 years ago??? I was a lot younger then ... maybe 35 ... and certainly didn't need it, but I wanted to know what all the hype was about. So I took ONE. I swear it was like I was 17 again. Every time my dick brushed against my tighty-whiteys I got wood. And I'm not talking balsa here folks, I'm talking rock maple. I didn't know what to do with it. So just for fun I'd lay it out on the window sill and just slam that mother fucker down on it. I laid it on an anvil and beat it with a ball peen hammer. I even stuck it in a meat grinder. Nothing phased it. It was like Super Cock. I even made a little red cape for it. I wish I had a better wife because it would have been a lot more fun for me. I'm sure I poked her, I don't remember, but once she gets it she's done for like two weeks. She sucks.
     
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    Similar experience, except I broke my pill in half because I wasn't sure what to expect. I just got a normal woody and didn't feel any different. Maybe I should have taken the whole thing to turn into the Hulk? :dontknow: Anyway, I never tried it again because I thought it was overhyped.
     
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    And they tell ya see a doctor if you have a rod more that four hours imagine 5 days.
     
  15. Napoleon V

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    He didn't know if he was coming or going
     
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    I did the same thing before my two-week orgy in Thailand last month.

    Felt no side affects.

    Just wondering, though, if anyone can tell me if this constant bleeding from my rectum is normal?