VIDEO: Smart Car Trash Test 70MPH Into Concrete Barriers - Tougher Than You'd Think.

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  1. Doctor Ivan

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    [video=youtube;ju6t-yyoU8s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju6t-yyoU8s[/video]
     
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    Pity post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
  3. Lemmy

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    Too long, did not watch. :fil:
     
  4. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Jesus :facepalm:
     
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    Stick to photoshopping pics of Scoopy, bro.
     
  6. Doctor Ivan

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    I got bored with that.
     
  7. Mr Sinister

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    Thats pretty impressive i always thought cars like that would shred like toilet paper if they hit something that hard
     
  8. Doctor Ivan

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    Or completely shatter. I found it interesting and though I'd never own one, I have a bit more respect for them than I ever did.
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

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    At your wake your family and friends can comment on how amazing it was that the car didn't disintegrate.
     
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    Video leaves out key variable that driving and owning a Smart car makes you want to die.
     
  11. Doctor Ivan

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    Smart Car sales plummeted 59% last year. The ignorant libtards love these cars but hate coal. These cars need to be charged by electricity which is made from coal. :facepalm:
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    You've got it all figured out.
     
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    <-------------------naturally smart:read:
     
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    It doesn't matter that the car doesn't disintegrate. At those speeds your organs would tear away from their connective tissues inside your body as well as the vessels providing blood supply to them. One of the major causes of fatalities in auto accidents is from your aorta tearing. The body stops moving forward because of the seatbelt but the heart slams forward in the chest, tearing away from one or more major arteries.

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    not bad. I still wouldn't drive one. It's like driving a ladybug
     
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    [video=youtube;BSOESfsNd4w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSOESfsNd4w[/video]
     
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