Vin Diesel should turn in his "man" card

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Vin Diesel breakdances in 1980s throwback instructional video
    BY Zayda Rivera
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, May 20, 2015, 11:42 AM
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    'Yes THAT Vin Diesel breakdancing in the 1980s. #vin #diesel #breakdancing #funny #breakbeat #1980s #retro' Vin Diesel in a breakdancing video from the 1980s
    Want to learn how to breakdance? Watch the 1980s video tutorial featuring none other than Vin Diesel.

    The throwback video surfaced online Tuesday and shows the "Furious 7" star demonstrating b-boy moves while rocking classic Adidas, the pant suit to match, and a blue headband to bring the flavor of the era all together.

    "Yes THAT Vin Diesel breakdancing in the 1980s," DJ Sharaz captioned the video on Facebook.

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    Vin Diesel arrives at the LA Premiere of the ‘Fast & Furious 6’ at the Gibson Amphitheatre on May 21, 2013 in Universal City, Calif.
    Another fan then shared the clip with the "Jimmy Kimmel Live" fan page asking, "Can you get Vin Diesel to recreate this on your show?!"

    Diesel hasn't exactly been shy about posting videos of himself singing the latest pop songs and has been candid about his love for music.

    But re-enacting his breaking moves may take the cake if the now 47-year-old star agreed to do it.

    It's a lucky guess the fans would be completely on board to see that happen as the video has been shared nearly 8,500 times thus far.
     
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    "He's a faaaaagggg..."
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
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    Somehow I like him even less now, didn't think that was possible.
     
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    80's breakdancin was cool. vin's skillz dont look so hot tho, it's more of a west coast type pop'n'lock.

    back in tha day i was in a crew and we could dominate all the local roller rinks n shit.
    we did mad windmillz, head spinz, and my specialty was the back spin.
    i looked like a blur it was so fast.
    east coast NYC style... yeaaaaaaaahhhh boooooooy
    puma suedes with fat laces uh huh
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    No matter how tough he tries to act in his action flicks he can never get over that Richard Simmons like lisp.
     
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    Who in the fuck is vin diesel ?
     
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    I heard about this on the Bennington show . Good god !
     
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    No no it wasnt .... not among hetro males.
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Somewhere, in a landfill not far from the borough of Queens, a piece of discarded cardboard is about to plucked from obscurity and posted on EBay.
     
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    After burning his man card, he should be apoligizing to every other man for abusing his man card rights.
     
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    Diesel fuel from Vinegar.
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Perhaps someone here can post the Vin Diesel ass fisting instructional video as well
     
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    I'll bet @garypagetwo still has a copy of that.
     
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    Vin is nowhere near as good as Ozone and Turbo.

    Plus, Ozone and Turbo, dance fought that other dance gang and then banded together to save Miracles from the evil white developers.

    Vin's never done anything THAT cool.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    But not as faggy as this:

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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    His man card is only due to his head looking like a ball.
     
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    XaltedSmoke Bluegrass State of Mind

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