Vintage Video Reprise: Beth Ostrosky on Beth Ostrosky

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  1. OV

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    Back in the day when her "boyfriend" was her most favorite thing in the world. Aside from her puerile voice, some gems from this old interview where she's shilling one of her earlier show failures, something called "Filter." The Boob and eye wonks are strong.

    Included: how as captain of her high school basketball team, her father, noted insurance felon Bob Ostrosky, popped back the two front teeth that got elbowed out during a game, how sneakers and chocolate are two of her 5 favorite things and how she'd like to relive the night that The Wigwonks met cuz it's "cloudy" to both of them.. (as if they're not quite sure she was trolling for rich whales or on an escort date). And of course how, even on weekends their "glamorous life" consists of going to bed at 8PM and waking up at 4AM. Her most embarrassing moment was getting drunk at the senior prom and being suspended for 10 days. (Surely there's more to it than that... like being caught in the restroom fellating the English teacher for a passing grade, ya think?)



    @Bye You! Is it even possible for her to have 2 teeth knocked out of her head during a game only to have them reinserted by a felonious "oral surgeon" so she can bravely play on
     
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    In a word, no.
     
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    whole lotta visits to Grandma's since that interview. :eek:
     
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    @0:40

    "Things I can't live without. My boyfriend(FAKE. You mean his MONEY), my doggie Bianca, Diet Dr. Pepper(giggle), my sneakers because I'd DIE without them and chocolate, because I love CHOCOLATE! Yeeaa."

    What is she 12 yrs old!!!??? WTF :snicker:
     
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    long answer is this:

    yes, knocked out, unbroken teeth can be replanted.

    It really should be done in a dentist's office, duh, Bob.

    Any dentist knows that the teeth need to be SPLINTED in place using orthodontic wire and the teeth next to the teeth knocked out.IMMEDIATELY.

    any DAD would panic at his daughter's injury and want to do the right thing here. Most dads wouldn't know what the right thing is, and take her to the dentist or ER.

    SHAME SHAME SHAME on Bob for sucking as both a dad and a dentist.

    BUT, i don't think the story is true. SO he gets a pass a little bit here. Although he should know the story makes him look horrible. I don't get this family and the Sterns at all.



    PLUS, in many pics of Beth, i can see some bonding work on her two front teeth.

    SO, from this i conclude that this story is 90% false. She chipped her two front teeth, and Dad was such an asshole he wanted her to continue playing, fixing the teeth later. Jackass.
     
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    Pittsburgh White Trash

    People who drink soda are so not evolved. Robin ?
     
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    you know, this picture raises just so many questions...

    the one i'll ask now is this:

    as part of Howard's grand scheme, HOW did he think he could fool ANYONE into thinking this was a model?

    couldn't he find a real model, one without name and face recognition but beautiful nonetheless?
     
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    Oh as far as being the "captain" of her Fox Chapel HS basketball team as a junior, my memory's a bit faulty but I seem to remember someone doing the research to determine that she actually never even played on that team at all.

    Anybody have more specific recollection of that?
     
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    Same reason why he thought no one knew he had plastic surgery done, I guess. :snicker:

    Howard was never getting a model to be with him. They all are young and can have good looking rich men.
     
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    then a russian stripper? they can be quite pretty, tho very untrustworthy and scheming.

    i guess he wanted a tall blonde idiot. there is no other explanation.
     
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    it can't hold it's head straight :haha: what a wonky galoot
     
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    hottest women for beth
    angelina jolie
    mom
    my dog

    what a stupid cunt
     
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    Beff is many things, but I do not think she is an idiot. She is a survivor.

    I have zero doubt she was a party girl, and she hooked up with Howard for the money. Howard may be a scumbag, but he is a great negotiator and smart with his money. However, she has basically taken over his fortune, got him to put a ring on her finger, estranged him from his children, got him to put his muscle (!) behind her career (!!), with no end in sight.

    For me the Ed Bradley interview said it all: she was happy to be the Stepford wife for awhile. Now Howard is well past the point of no return. She has gone from being a whore in some run down NYC apartment to being set for life. As Howard said, "he is the trophy" and she got him.
     
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    i think mom was the brains behind her landing him.

    Other than playing him brilliantly, i have seen ZERO evidence that there is any brain in that head. ZERO.

    Bethman? My doggie?

    she's a slow adult with crossed eyes and giant teeth.

    There is no explanation for her position in life.
     
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    Oh, you beat me to it. I was just gonna post this. :)
     
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    Mommy, I'm scared.
     
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    I agree with your premise in principle.. as far as the "ends" she achieved. However, I'd disagree with the premise that there was some organized native intelligence behind her scheming. Instead, I think it's instinctive reactive cunning, just as a feral animal or predator instinctively survives by luring unsuspecting or vulnerable animals into their clutches to be devoured. After all, we know she's not a very good actress and it would take one to play as dumb as she comes off as frequently as she does.
     
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