Virtual Assistant Denise - Hot & Brilliant

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Quite Frankly, Dec 30, 2013.

  1. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    It starts getting good at :51
    "I was created to be your assistant and companion"

    What % of dudes who buy this program wind up cranking one off every day while looking at and conversing with Denise?

    She has an encyclopedic knowledge of science and all other subjects, definitely a keeper.

    [video=youtube_share;7W52TL9Akv4]http://youtu.be/7W52TL9Akv4[/video]
     
  2. GaryPuppet

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    May i cum on your face Denise?
     
  3. Lou Skunt

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    I can't wait until Denise learns how to cook my dinner.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    wut dis is?
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...if some out of work software guy creates a virtual assistant that strips he (the software designer) would be rich.
     
  6. Quite Frankly

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    Rub that clit, c'mon Denise
     
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    There's this Joaquin Phoenix movie I saw a trailer for - "Her" - where he's supposedly dating this 'virtual girl' and its just god damn eye rolling.

    "Are you seeing this beautiful sunset, Google Glass" ........
    "yes. I. see. It. Too. It. Is. Be You Tee Ful. Make a Legal U-Turn. Make a Legal U-Turn. Make a Legal U-Turn. Make a Legal U-Turn. "

    I'm sorry, but until Siri and friends can inhale massive cock I just can't be bothered.
     
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  9. Brokenbad

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    Like dating Max Headrooms grandaughter. T-t-t-t-take it bitch.
     
  10. Quite Frankly

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    I'll stick w/Denise- Ariane is a rude little pig by comparison
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    Like your cock is massive.:hat: