WTF Virus from hell.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Krinkle, Feb 27, 2016.

  1. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Non stop coughing, night sweats, on and off fever, my friggin hair even hurts. I woke up at 2:00am thinking I was going to shit the bed. Yeah....I thought it, because I did it. Just got done puking for the THIRD time, and as I am typing this, I am sweating all over the keyboard. FUCK!

    Has anyone experienced this, and if so, WHAT THE HELL IS IT?

    Oh great, now my nose just started bleeding.
     
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  2. RODFROMBAYSIDE

    RODFROMBAYSIDE Well-Known Member

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    Boy, I dont know what that is... but it sounds pretty bad
     
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  3. HPMikesLazyEYE

    HPMikesLazyEYE Well-Known Member

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    Me too but it turns out I was just shitfaced.
     
  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Ugh. Sorry. :(
     
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  5. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Ghonnosyphillitis
     
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    Abner Devereaux Well-Known Member

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    Do you feel like you're too weak to even lay in bed? Like the weight of your body is crushing you?

    Sweating and shivering at the same time?


    Seriously feeling like you need help? Like you are dying?


    If so it lasts 3 days and you feel weak for weeks.
     
  7. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Everybody here has it too, I took my three year old to the doctor yesterday, he tested positive for influenza A so I assume all the rest of us have that too.
     
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    you gots the flu

    I thought this until the nosebleed


    you have the plague
    you're fucking a dead man

    sorry dude
     
  9. bluedevil30

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    Can you buy some life insurance in my name please?
     
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    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Have you or any member of your family spent time in Liberia, Guinea or Sierra Leone over the last year?
     
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    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like you got the Zika
     
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  12. DrivenByDemons

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    Thaaaats it.
     
  13. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    By chance, do you go by the name boo?
     
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    Congratulations, you got da Aids.

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    The clap, most likely
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    I can't get out of bed. I figured I'd hit the internet to take my mind off of it, yeah...not working. Both nostrils are now bleeding. Time to go to the ER.
     
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    You should already be in the ER dude! :fil:
     
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    Find a doc in the box vs jamming up the ER man. You may sit for hours

    Google Urgent Care near your zip code

    If they call it get Tamiflu anti-viral. Chug Gatorade or Pedialite
     
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    You got the turkey fucker disease.
     
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  20. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    I had that a few months ago... Wanted to shoot myself after about a day. Lasted two days then it went away.

    I remember one moment during that period.... I was sitting in my tub with the jets on relaxing after a torturous 36 hrs with very little sleep, having vomited everything inside of me and my ass raw from all the wiping... Then, in one moment, I doubled over in pain, splashed water everywhere and the second I got my wits back about me, there was a dark brown cloud expanding throughout the tub....

    I just sat in it for a second, the. The timer went off and turned the jets off. Took a cold shower to clean off and left the tub cleaning for another time...

    It was a low point, if not the low point, in my life.