Vote tom doyers in 2012

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    I vow to:

    -Ensure welfare is available for the elderly and handicapped

    -Create Welfare for Work program; if you need temporary assistance, no problem... clean some highways

    -Nationalize the oil/natural gas industry, capitalize on natural resources in North America; profits go into healthcare, education and infrastructure

    -Scale back global militarization, secure our borders.

    -Legalize pot and prostitution, regulated and heavily taxed

    -Tax vices and non-essentials higher; tobacco, alcohol, gambling, etc.

    -Mandatory jail time for parents of kids under 16 who commit violent crimes

    -Repeal the NDAA 2012 order

    -Repeal Affirmative Action

    -Reverse the dumbing-down of America; programming lower than a 12th grade level will be relegated to children's channels

    -Fire every single politician at the state and federal level and start from scratch

    -Ban lifetime political positions; back in the day, politics was a side-job/civic duty, not a career


    ...And more, more, more.

    Don't forget to vote for (write in) Tom Doyers in November!




    *Paid for by the campaign to elect tom doyers
     
  2. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    That's all?
     
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    Can I be Veep?
     
  4. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Heh. Federal prostitute, pot and beer allowance for every American? :dontknow:
     
  5. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    You know it... :beer:
     
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    ya had me 'til -Tax vices and non-essentials higher; tobacco, alcohol, gambling, etc.

    who are you (or any gov't body/agency) to dictate to me what's a 'vice' & what's 'essential' & then proceed to raise taxes on said products/services?!?!
    :cuss:
     
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    What's you're foreign policy in regards to Canada?
     
  8. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Good point. I would like to remind you that I would legalize most "vices" and make them safer and more accessible.

    But would argue that home supplies, medicines, etc. are more necessary for the benefit of the population as a whole and therefore should not be cost prohibitive.

    It is then the individual's choice what they want to spend their money on. :grad:
     
  9. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    I would give them one chance to give up all of their oil and execute Nickelback -- or become the 51st US state.
     
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    Tom, I demand you release you're SFN password to the public.

    America has the right to know.
     
  11. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    You must be racist against Italians.
     
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    We'll tax your right to decide what is a vice.
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Yeah, but what's in it for ME? I gotta get PAID!

    I want free college tuition.
    I want a 0% down mortgage
    I want free childcare for my dogs.
    I want subsidized healthcare.
    I want disability insurance if I suddenly "suffer from depression"
    I want to retire at 59 1/2.
    I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger
    I want a hotdog
    I want a milkshake


    [video=youtube;0f6l1QljpMo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6l1QljpMo[/video]

    Nearly half of Americans are Spaldings. Pathetic.
     
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    Judging by some of you're recent posts I don't think you'll get much of the black vote....
     
  15. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Low mortgage, college tuition and healthcare are actually a possibility under my plan. The rest... you're shit outa luck.
     
  16. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    LMAO

    I would have to outlaw blacks then ;)
     
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    Frankly a lot of these sound like GREAT ideas! Truly! (that's why he'll never win ..... :( )
     
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    :cheer:
     
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    :evil:
     
  20. BethsZygote

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    i would vote for you with that platform. Seriously.


    Will you appoint Sarah Palin as ambassador to Libya? (too soon?)