Vyb's Review of Taco Bell

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  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    a) The menu is large and confusing to me. I dunno the difference between a goddamn gordita and a chalupa. With other customers waiting and the pressure on, I just end up ordering some random thing in Spanglish. The good news is that it's always a surprise. The bad news is that it pretty much tastes the same anyway.

    b) It'd be so much better if they served Coke products. This Pepsi shit sucks my nut. I don't go there often enough to remember that they serve Pepsi. They aren't owned by Pepsico anymore, so they should switch to Coke just to pwn Pepsi.

    Thank you.

    Sincerely,
    Teh Vyb
     
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    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    Why in the fuck would you eat at Taco Bell? Are you poor white trash or something?
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I had a meeting across town and was right by it and hungry and they weren't busy yet. :dontknow:
     
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    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    Have your wife pack you a lunch for fuck sake.
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That'd be awesome, but she'd NEVER do it. We don't crack the whip with our wives like teh mooslums do with theirs. :bigthink
     
  6. dalepie

    dalepie New Member

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    Taco Bell? I expect more from you.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I haven't been in like 2 years. :pissed:

    Gimme another chance. :facepalm:
     
  8. dalepie

    dalepie New Member

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    I dont think Ive had Taco Bell since maybe 2004.....that's a rough estimate.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Oh gooood for you.

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    btw Pepsi > Coke
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    It's over between us. :facepalm:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Plus it's actually

    Diet Coke vs. Diet Pepsi

    and

    Coke Zero > Diet Coke > > > Diet Pepsi
     
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    I'm not sure if its the same at taco bell, but a gordita is kind of like a deep fried calzone and a chalupa is more like a thin crust pizza. That's how I usually describe them to friends who have never had them when we are going for Mexican.

    I've never had either one at Taco Bell. If I'm forced to eat there, I only have 2 soft tacos because its hard for anyone to screw those up too bad.
     
  14. dalepie

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    i hate diet soda.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    If I ever go again, I'll stick to tacos.
     
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    Taco Bell. :facepalm:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I dunno how to say this, but, we're over. It's not you...it's me.
     
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    you prefer diet soda? i dont drink soda all that much, but diet soda is dreck.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Coke Zero tastes like Coke to me. :dontknow: Have u tried it?
     
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    yeah....wasnt too impressed.