Vyb's wife doesn't allow him to celebrate Hanukkah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. Schmoopy

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  2. Schmoopy

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    Pussy-whipped Jew. :facepalm:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    thats some life ya got there
     
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    This should be the year that you finally put your foot down and celebrate Hanukkah dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:
     
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    Big nosed fuckin kikey heeb Jew


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    That's waycist, ru!


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    There's talk of busting out the menorah this year. I'm really more of an Agnostic and therefore don't really give a shit either way. :dontknow:
     
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    Hanukkah isn't a great big deal anyways. It gets trumped-up only because it occurs during the Xmas season.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I'd be much more excited about celebrating Festivus...you know, Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, etc.
     
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    Take a stand!!!!! The Jews have been oppressed for far too long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pissed:
     
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    I got a lot of PROBLEMS with you PEOPLE!
     
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    That didn't need an explanation, Albino Gabe. :rolleye:
     
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    Did you have a Jewish wedding or a gentile wedding? :lol:
     
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    Big Catholic wedding.

    My mom said, "Vyb, I don't know what to do at those big Catholic weddings."

    I said, "Mom, what do you do at big Jewish weddings?"

    She said, "Well you know, get drunk and dance."

    I said, "Ya it's the same with big Catholic weddings."
     
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    :lol: Calling a jew, any jew, pussy whipped is a little redundant.
     
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    Don't forget the holy trinity of mostaccioli , chicken and beef.
     
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    we used to go play basketball at the local JCC and knock those little beanies off the jew boys heads...they would get so upset it would throw of their set shots.
     
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    My relatives just cared about the open bar.
     
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    Schmoop gets no pussy.