Entertainment wack packer bobo banned from the show

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    You know, I'd be compelled to somewhat entertain your incessant illumanti fodder if you'd embed a goddamn linked story of photograph once in awhile, ass..

    Wack Packer Bobo banned from Howard Stern Show for remainder of summer

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    by Liz Brown (WHO ELSE!?)

    Howard Stern Show Wack Packer Bobo is in for a long, cold, lonely summer. After an unfortunate incident on Monday morning’s live Sirius XM broadcast, the hardcore Howard Stern Show superfan has been banned from calling in to the show until September.

    So, what was Bobo’s unforgiveable offense? Stern presented the evidence live on air by playing audio of the heavily toupee’d Wack Packer promising a “representative” from “General Hospital” that he would plug the soap opera five times during his next Howard Stern Show call in exchange for a walk-on part on the long-running daytime drama. What Bobo didn’t realize was that said representative was actually comedian and Stern Show pal Tammy Pescatelli who had been commissioned to entrap Bobo to test his loyalty.

    “You sold out the show,” said Stern Monday, his tone thick with judgment. Stern then handed down a brutal sentence, banning Bobo from calling in to the next 15 live shows unless he agreed to let comedian Sal Governale urinate on his toupee. Bobo was clearly devastated, but unwilling to sacrifice his beloved hairpiece to receive immediate absolution. Ralph Cirella was assigned as Bobo’s “parole officer,” charged with ensuring that Bobo lived up to the terms of his agreement. Stern said that if Bobo exhibits “good behavior” and adheres to the stipulations of his punishment, his sentence could potentially be reduced to 12 shows, which would allow him to return to regular call-in regimen on September 8th.

    Before bidding Bobo adieu for the remainder of the summer, Stern added extra salt to his wound by announcing that Bobo would be missing out on a “major Howard Stern Show event” planned for the coming months. He also taunted Bobo by claiming that a new caller named “Jamie from Boston” would take his place in the meantime under the title of “new Bobo.”

    A Bobo-less summer will definitely impact the tone of Howard Stern Show for the next several months, but perhaps the most disturbing news of all comes with the realization that there will only be 12 more live shows before September 8th. Fans in need of a greater Stern fix will have to tune in to the primetime NBC variety show schlockfest “America’s Got Talent.”
     
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    Wack Packer Bobo banned from Howard Stern Show for remainder of summer

    Isn't that like being banned from celebrating Memorial Day for the rest of the summer?
     
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    Wow why is Wigarace' gonna let Sal pee on his hair system (;
     
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    It's a totally fake bit. The show is on vacation until July 20th and by an amazing coincidence (NOT) Bobo will be visiting NY until the 31st. I'm sure they have some kind of stunt planned and will let him back on the show after he does it. Everything about Howard and his show is phony.
     
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    Wow. Such compelling radio. No wonder Howard has 20 million imaginary listeners.
     
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    Could the new stunt possibly be any more humiliating than "Bobo's Treasure Trade"?

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    Is this not proof that Howard knows that what's left of his audience hates Bobo's guts? That what's left of his audience would rejoice in the news that Bobo is banned? And that Bobo is really there only to annoy what's left of his audience?
    Too bad it's just a gimmick. If it were real, there would be the chance that Bobo would finally do the only sensible thing.:endit:
     
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    Stern not being honest with his audience? Nah:slapping:
     
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    Yep, it's the latest version of the "vacation cliffhanger" they always used to have. Designed to generate interest and get Howard some attention during the long break.
     
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    Bobo's not so stupid!
     
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    ...the pic that turns up when you google "define dummy"
     
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    I doubt it would come up for "Rocket Scientist" or "Brain Surgeon".
     
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    ...it doesnt even show up when you google driving instructor.
     
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    Radio gold, Howard. And incredibly edgy. Your five remaining fans will be crapping their Depends in anticipation. After all, Howard without Blow-blow is like Johnny without Ed.

    But the tough question is: Will David Arquette have the mojo to do the comedic heavy lifting for the show?

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    header: "entertainment"
     
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    “You sold out the show,” said Stern Monday, his tone thick with judgment.

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