Wacky broads...

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    SEE IT: Pregnant woman plans to use dolphin as midwife
    BY David Boroff
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Tuesday, September 1, 2015, 2:40 PM

    Her midwife will not even be a human being.

    A pregnant woman is planning to use a dolphin to assist in the birth of her child.

    The unusual plans of Dorina Rosin and her partner Maika Suneagle, who run a healing sanctuary together in Hawaii, are being featured on the British TV documentary "Katie Piper's Extraordinary Births."

    "I found the dolphin people a bit out-there but they seemed so happy and the woman was so relaxed," Piper told the Times in Britain. "I just thought everybody was wonderful and it was all a bit of an eye-opener."

    Rosin and Suneagle can be seen interacting with dolphins in a YouTube video posted on Aug. 15. In the video, Rosin is 38 weeks pregnant.


    Many experts believe that using dolphins in this manner is reckless and dangerous.

    "Because of their friendly disposition and common occurance in aquariums, we tend to think of dolphins as trustworthy, loving creatures," Christine Wilcox wrote in Discovery two years ago. "But let’s get real for a minute here. Dolphins don’t eat sunshine and fart roses. They’re wild animals, and they are known to do some pretty terrible things."

    Wilcox also wrote that "no matter how cute they might appear, dolphins are not cuddly companions; they are real, large, ocean predators with a track record for violence — even when it comes to humans."
     
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    Yum, Dolphin Food..:lunch:
     
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    "Many experts believe that using dolphins in this manner is reckless and dangerous"

    No kiddin? :jj:
     
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    I want no harm to come to the baby or the mother. that being said... can you imagine if the dolphin attacked or ate the baby lol
    or a shark, no too far away smelled the blood from the birth and did the same? my god, how would she live with herself.
    what a friggin jackass. Go to a hospital you moron and do it the right way.
     
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    +1 for appropriate thread title!
     
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    how'd that happen? :c

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    Seems fishy to me.
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    penn & teller did an episode of "Bullsh!t" all about Dolphin fanatics.
    It was a really good one and I suggest watching it if you want to laugh at some really insane people.
     
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    sharks don't even fuck with dolphins
     
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    That's Hot!:grad:
    I want to fuck that thing right in the head.
     
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    The dolphin stole my baby!
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    :wtf:

    :facepalm:
     
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    Obama voters/100% :facepalm:
     
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    No worries. A Sturgeon is going to assist.
     
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    Not unless she has dual citizenship. Read the article before commenting. Don't make us look like fools!
     
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    Then a Holy Mackerel is going to bless the event.
     
  18. Shithead

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    Hope they get crabs
     
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    I just hope that no one pulls a mussel
     
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    As long as no one gets salmonella.